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WD 40 and Pliers
This wish is for a member or two who seem to think they are better than the rest of us around here. The WD 40 is to help loosen up that stick up your butt and the Pliers are to help pull it out. We can always skip the WD 40 but you might get a few splinters trying to pull that board out dry. |
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Sherri keeps forgetting her whatchamacallit bars.......
when she goes to the store. she gets so damn mad at herself it isn't even funny. so I thought I'd make her a wish for what she can't remember to buy herself! |
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Wish Contest #1-Doxi Forgot Otis' Cauliflower
When Doxi went to the store,she had a hot date that night with the famous millionaire.You know the one,with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.Well,she was so busy buying condoms and KY jelly that she forgot Otis' favorite snack,his cauliflower. |
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I forgot the REAL Butter (Contest)
I have all kinds of "back up," like the "I can't believe it is not" kind, etc., but nothing beats the REAL butter, and I REAL butter, and I am out! |
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I need a mop.
All I want is a dang mop. a plain ole spaghetti mop. I have one of them expensive sponge mops and it is SO hard to use. It takes forever to mop the floor and it hurts me and my back BAD. If I can just remember to get one that would be fantastic. But I keep forgetting it every time I get to the store. Just a plain ole dollar store special. sad when you can't remember to get a dang MOP! |
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I want texas garlic toast
Just once I would like to remember to get this when I grocery shop. when its something I don't really need ,just want, then I sure have trouble remembering to get it for myself. If I am going to have people over or go to one of the kids for dinner and they ask me to pick it up ,I don't forget it. But when it's just for me , dang it to hell I forget it. |
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Lightbulbs! (What I forget at the store contest)
This is ALMOST a needy wish, because pretty soon I will be peeing in the dark. I need special lightbulbs in the bathroom, above my mirror, and I keep forgetting to buy them when I am at the store. Out of six, I have only two that are not burnt out. Help me remember these lightbulbs before the other two go! |
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Gerrissister forgot the POPCORN!
Barb recently won a wish for movies, but she forgot to order the popcorn to go with them. No movie is complete without popcorn. Help! :) |
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I cannot do dishes if I FORGET the Lemishine!
Can't run a load without this, because of our hard water. So, PLEASE save me from doing dishes by hand. Save my manicure please! :) |
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Jars of baby food :)
As you all know I have a son who was born on march 4th. He is a big boy who is often hungry. After speaking with his pediatrician we have now put him on rice cereal once a day and a jar of baby food a day. Since they cost about $1.00 a piece I am hoping to atleast get 1 weeks worth put in the cupboard so that I dont have to worry about it. Once he becomes 6 months his WIC will kick in and I wont have to pay for it but until then its all out of pocket. |
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Wish Contest #3-Serena's Mommy Forgot the Kool Aid
Serena's Mommy took all the kids to the store with her.They were so good and helpful,she went into shock and forgot the Kool Aid that she came for.[Of course,my kids were always well behaved in the store.Yeah,right.They did everything except turn upside down.] |
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Wish Contest #4-Forgot The Coffee
Made a special trip to the store because I was down to my last cup of coffee.They had a sale on Atkins bars so I loaded up and spent all my money.When I got back home,I realized I had forgotten the damn coffee. |
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The Winning Lottery Ticket
Want to know what Gerrisister keeps forgetting at the store? I'll tell you, its the winning lottery ticket. She manages to remember the losing ones but just keeps forgetting the winning ticket. I'm making this wish hoping that with the money she will remember to pick up the winning ticket next time she goes out. |
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Sherrie Forgot the Coffee
Sherrie went to the store to get coffee, Tom asked her to pick up Jolly Ranchers while she was there. |
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Nail Clippers! I Need Nail Clippers!
I have been to the store a million times to get a pair and somehow I always forget to pick them up so that's what I'm wishing for today! |
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Wish Contest #2-I Always Forget the TP
When I go to the store,I always get so distracted by the flavored teas and variety of coffee creamers that I forget what I came for-the Toilet Paper.Thanks for the votes. |
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Calgon Take Her Away!
Serena's Mommy has recently and quite suddenly become parent to her four rambunctious grandchildren and her peace and quiet walked out the door when they walked in. Now I know she loves her family and is happy the kids are with her rather than in state custody but she is in need of a little peace and quiet. So I'm wishing her a nice smelling, relaxing bubble bath without someone banging on the door, walking in, the phone ringing, or any other distractions that often come with a house full of young children. The $5 is for her to purchase any bath product she wants. |
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Wish Contest #2 Forget The Milk
I cant tell you how many times I've notoriously forgot to grab milk from the store, and how many things do you make that need milk? sooo many! That is a frustrating one to forget! |
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Wish Contest #3 Forgot The Sunscreen
We were going to be spending a lot of time outdoors away from any stores this one weekend, and I'm as pale as you get, like glowing pale, and I burn, burn, burn! I'm packing to get everything ready, I get the kids swim trunks, camping chairs, everything else, and what do I forget??? The sunscreen... I'm already not an outdoors person because I'm the type that burns in the shade.... Lets just say, I came back redder than a lobster. |
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Wish Contest #4 Forgot a Razor
I went to the store, and was meaning to pick up a razor, a nice one so I could shave, as the one I had my son decided to get a hold of and give it a swim in the toilet. I was picking up some other things and went right on past the aisle for it, so I had to spend a few more days feeling a bit like I was living a hippie lifestyle ;) lolololol. |
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Comments
omgosh I seriously busted out laughing over this. We have wd-40 here. We're ready for this one! lolololol. too funny
hahaha great wish!
*sniggle*
I have pliers - just need the WD40!
Thanks, Barb. I LOVE this wish. :)
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