I am jist a simple Southerner, so I ain't fer sure what all this here 'shoe-wearin' stuff is all about, but my friend (and
your'n) Deb_vt needs to put shoes on her young'uns fer school. They is nice lookin young'uns, with the regulation number of fingers an toes, and from what I unnerstan' it gits mighty cold up thar, so in order to KEEP them toes, these girls need shoes.
Us folks down South only got to wear shoes to th' church house for marryin's and buryin's--and to th' County Seat to th' Courthouse to bail out Grammaw fer moonshinin'. (Again.) Bu I heered that up North they got this stuff called "SNOW" what is s'posed to be like that ice they use fer SnoCones, only even littelr, and it STAYS FROZE!! And that kin hurt yer FEETS somethin' turribul!! (I done walk't across the floor of th' frozen food locker down to th' deer plant once, and dang near lost a pinkie toe. Think on havin' that on th' ground fer MONTHS!!)
Now, if'n Deb's girls are to win this here wish, and if'n there happens to be sum money left after puttin shoes on 'em, they Mama has promised to spend th' rest of in on sum sox, er some underdrawers, er sumthin' vital for either eddycashun er HiGene purposes. You know how it is, when they become Young Ladies, it jist ain't fittin' that they go barefoot evverwhere alla time. You don't never know when there'll be sum foot fetishy kinda feller around, and she cain't have none of them followin' them girls home, becuz they's Northeners, and they most likely don't got no shotgun aside th' door in case of revenoors or other gub'mint offishuls comin' by, so getin' rid of a prevert might be difficult, too!!
Please, y'all, this here Mama needs to shoe them children, and they got some mighty powerful other expenses goin' on at the moment. It would be a downright shame if'n one of them got th' hot&cold runnin' epizootics from goin' to school barefoot, and even worse if they got some toes froze off (although my cousin Melvin got him 7 toes on one foot and he'd most likely share).
Remember, vote high and vote often. Support the right of feet to not be bare!! Th' picksher on here ain't her children, they be Melvin's wifes Mama's children. We chose sum with the normal amount of toes. It wuz hard.) (more) 
Wish
Comments
Good Luck to you!
Good luck
that's a cute way to put a wish
I should Win!
Best Wishes Dear I have given you my Vote, please Go forward and Win.
Surely Goodness and mercy shall follow you.
cute way of putting it but very deserving here is my 5
Good luck
Leaving 5.
Good luck!
here is my 5. can i please get yours.
*5* for originality! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I liked this!! Here's my votes
Definitely a needed wish. Good luck.
good luck
LOLOLOLOL hey Dee Dee....and Deb!!!!
I just loved reading this wish Dee Dee!!! LOLOLOL it should get lots of attention sweetie!!! the sad part of it is....I understood every word of it....and related to it tooooo!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL I have a double-barrel shotgun and a box of shells if Deb needs to borry it!!!!!!!!!!!!
well....after reading this I couldn't go away without leaving at least 5 stars...because Dee put her heart and soul into writing it!!! (:
good luck Dee Dee, for Deb and the girls.....
God bless you all.......
Loved your story for the wish LOL ..I left 5, GL! Ü
Good luck, I hope your wish is granted!
Has someone been taking some creative writing classes? Loved it! Got my 5 !
you have to remind me..lol
Here are my stars God be with you
You have my have five stars. Catwoman222000 and Sam
FIVE for de FEET!!! love ya Dee Dee!!! hope my piddling little 5 stars helps!!
good Luck Here is 5 for your wish
good luck.
You have my 5 stars. Good luck!
Good luck with your wish!
Brrrrr I remember those cold days and night and having to wear BOTH socks AND shoes!!! 5 stars for Dee Dee and Deb!
I absolutely love the way this wish was written!!!!! Best of Luck!
Eh wahine, my small-kid time, we no wen' weah shoes. We wen' beah foot or wore rubbah slippahs.
cool homey you done got my 5'er on dis wish
peace
5 stars. Best wishes
I saw your wish and I thought it deserved a BIG FAT FIVE..so I gave you one. If you would check out my wish for the parents who lost their daughter I would really appreciate it.
here is my 5! good luck! could you view my wishes as well?
Like my wish your vote is much needed and deserved. You have my five, If you have the chance and can vote for my wishes i would really appreciate it. If not thank you any way and best of luck and many belessings
Best of luck to you i hope your wish is granted
Hi i am alysia's mommy we just voted you 5 stars. alysia's gammy is gone now to have her surgury for her cancer please pray for her and if you would read our wishes and vote it you would like. thank you and God Bless.
5
Got to shew de-feet!!! Good Luck!!
Good luck!!!
:O)
Here is my little 5 stars I hope it helps with your wish!
good luck :O)
PLEASE take a minute and vote for my wish please...
You've got my 5***
Good Luck!
Please vote for my wish when you can!
[ link ]
dee dee you are awesome this is great,
Thank You Very Much
Good luck here is 5
Haved it fav'd!!!! I'll be back with my 5 stars and encouragement!!
Wishing you the best Deb!!!!!
faved it- will be back ((huges)) G
OK, TRANSLATION:
Deb's kids need shoes and a few more things for school. She's been running her wishes, but deleting them when they don't even begin to move out of the cellar. So, I decided that since humor is always in short supply, we'd try a Wish With Humor.
The money will go to Deb if the wish wins, not to me. (My only child has 4 fuzzy feet, and his only experience with shoes is to hide them when Mommy is getting dressed.) Yes, TECHNICALLY I could "Win Again" and that will just annoy Some People NO END. Well, they can get over it!!
School shoes!! NEED school shoes!! Feet grow, shoes don't fit, school says they MUST wear shoes, and painting their feet is NOT an option. Thanks for your votes!