Oh my god, my life sucks so bad.
I lost 6 husbands to cancer, heart disease and herpesyphigonnoveneAIDS (that's a super bad super rare STD. I didn't give it to him, though. My wife did.) Oh, did I mention I lost 3 wives as well? Yeah, from kidnapping/rape/murder/cancer/stroke. Doesn't that suck? Do you pity me now? Wellllll... I had 10 kids. But now I have none. Yeah, you guessed it. The cancer took them. And the strangers. You know, the ones that kidnap? But they all had autism, ADHD, and all kinds of learning disorders anyway. Oh, and ASSberger's. Like everyone here. Did you ever notice how every single person on this site has or has a child who has that damn disease? How sad and pathetic. So Vote For ME!!!! Give ME some money. It will make me feel SO much better about my rough tragic life.
Oh right, I forgot to add that my parents and the parents of my numerous dead spouses have all died as well. The average is 4 times each. So, yeah. Pity me for that, too. And I have disabilities and a ton of incurable diseases. Bring on the pity, bitches! (more) 
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Oh sweety I feel so sorry for you.
lulz. These comments are awesome.
You need serious mentall help, cause there is no way all that has happened to you. Life is not easy there are tragedies all around us. You need to be more optimistic & I so hope that you have God in your life.
hey ncharles i know we are suppose to pray for the evil... but this one is beyond evil so no prayers from me........................... he probably is Satan himself....................
You Got My 5
Good luck.
Sinner - have you tried Jesus?
Father God, you have said that where 2 or more gather in prayer, there you shall also be ... Father we ask you send healing, white light of love to help this lost soul. In Jesus name we ask this - Amen
love nora
I can truly say, I feel sorry for you!
Pass the Haldol to her - she's having a psychotic break from reality ... I do pity you Erin and look at this cry for attention with your wishes.
For the flies
good luck.
Sorry about all the pathetic-ness you got going on. good luck.
HUM...Well...Ok...GL :+)
Your so funny! Thanks for the laugh! I so understand you!
you have my prayers. Heres five.
Poor baby
I feel badly because your flies died. Does that help?