The Million Dollar Man totally had it goin' on.
I need money so I can be just like him and pay people to humiliate themselves for my amusement. Hey, I'd offer it to YOU!
All you sob stories on here could totally come to me and roll around in dog shit or lick a toilet seat and I'd toss a couple 20s at you. Maybe I'd even toss you a 50 or a C-note after I wiped my ass with it. (more) 
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good luck
I never liked the million dollar man much.....
We will pray for you to find healing
love nora
you got my 5 stars good luck
nothing is worse than self-hate and Erin take these sad wishes to your shrink and they can help - you need a 72 hour locked up for evaluation as you sound as if you may be a danger to yourself.
Had to give you a one...too much money would turn you into a jerk...sorry
good luck.
That's why I don't want to be rich...it could turn me into a snob or could turn me into a person who thinks I'm better than others. I cant vote on this wish cuz it seems if you won a ton of money you would think yourself better than others.