Since the beginning of time, there has been one scourge in this world that holds our civilization back from its true potential.
Yes, I speak of John Stamos, and his alter ego, Uncle Jesse. For too long has this unworthy soul subverted our attempts at greatness! Let me hire He-Man and the Masters of the Universe to deal with this problem once and for all. Why would we accept anything less than a Stamos-free world? Did I mention that He-Man took Spanish lessons...? That's even more lethal. Let's join together....!!! We have the power!!!!!!!!!!!! (more) 
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Have you considered Liono? His career ended much worse than "Prince" Adam's did. He'd probably be even cheaper to hire than He-man, I mean... after all Liono isn't getting all those royalty checks from Matel anymore
Are the Olsen twins collaberating in this venture as well?
Im curious as to how you settled on the sum of $124.00. Please explain in the typicla Parker fashion...
Make sure you get She-Ra in on it too!!
Good Luck to ya!
Can't give you 5 stars because I personally love John Stamos. He is so sexy. Thank you for the fun wish though.
I'm totally behind this... with one condition...
Skeletor has to rape Bob Saget
Stamos is already the mortal enemy of Cinnamon J. Scudworth from Clone High. And Scuworth killed him in the last episode for beating him out for Prom King twice. Problem Solved!
And if you can get She-Ra to help He-Man, think of the humor factor of John Stamos gettting beat up by a girl! Oh wait, he was married to Rebecca Romijn.
Your wish are always funny or cool! Good luck parker!
I watched the video Shanti Pixie Shared. It made me want to cry in sorrow. Please vote on this wish-if it doesn't win, 2007 will be depressing.
Indeed!
This is the most disturbing video I've ever seen. Stamos must be eliminated at all costs. $124 is a small price to pay for saving humanity.
He man is bad because he is OBVIOUSLY gay but won't admit it! Nobody likes a guy in denial!
Wow, He-Man works cheap these days...!
Yo soy el He-Man
Por la energía de Greyskull, tengo la ENERGÍA!
por pavor el skeletor! el mastro del universo!!!