Yup...I'm old....but I ain't dead yet. :)

OK....I'll come on. Where we goin? To the toy store? ;)

Thank you.
I'd get really nervous if you and yours started voting FOR me. At least this way, everyone knows where I stand with the multi's. :)

Prime example of someone in need of a toy ;)

It's a great wish, but you're voting a 1?! You know, it's bad enough when the site admin outs you as having many accounts and also says you're insane, but to just always prove her right with these little jems is pretty stupid in your part.

Okay, so we need to get the toy stabilized so the wire transplant can be done. Do you know CPR?

Hummm I wonder if a BJ would bring it back to life if it crashes

Woohoo! You go, Gerrissister! Get on witcha bad self!

hmmm you definatly need to get friendly with yourself once in a while woman. Sick is not having a toy to have a friendly conversation with yourself when you are quite lonely. But then again if you think that's sick then by golly all my toys have got to get over thier colds and get up with par.
Come on you can do better than that. sheesh! Get with it and live a little. toys toys toys gotta have them or bust!
enough said. Have an orgasmnal day woman. :)

gotta love multi's with no sense of adventure!

really?

Then why did it used to be the norm for the doctor to prescribe orgasm by vibrator for "overly emotional" and "hysterical" women?

It seems to me that toys may just be necessary for optimal mental and physical health.

Live a little honey. If you don't want to spend money on toys, try this.

Get in your tub, elevate your hips to where the water coming from the faucet flows over your clitoris. You'll experience and orgasmn quite easily that way and might change your views on self gratification.

Actually, what's sick is this society's obsessive Puritanistic beliefs that keep most women from being comfortable and confident with their sexuality and their existence as sexual creatures. If having a vibrator or a pair of handcuffs makes me sick, then just call me depraved. Depraved, but incredibly satisfied.

Have you ever even HAD an orgasm?

Right on!!
Well, I don't have handcuffs but I definitely agree with everything you said.

LOL..I'm too much of a control freak. I just don't think handcuffs would do a thing for me. Well, unless I had someone to use them on. ;)

If you don't like the metal handcuffs (they can hurt) there are some really nice leather ones, or nylon lined with neoprene ones or.... welll just go shopping LOL. They can be fun.

Thank you. I used to be a lot more uptight about anything sexual, but having finally reached a point where I'm empowered and comfortable with it, it pisses me off when others try to make it dirty.

Sexuality is a beautiful thing.

P.S. Handcuffs are fun. ;)