Even though Oscar Wilde was into decadent and aestetic movements and he was all messed up with socialism with anarchy i think
he was pretty swell.
This week i'm making a sappy attempt to represent the current state of his organs, each divided up into 50 mason jars. Midriffs, vallecula's, uterine fundus's, all that garbage, all divided up equally into 50 mason jars.
Now i'm no dolt, you're all probably like 'wtf oscar wilde is like dead for a while so his organs don't even exist' well they don't but because i know this it means that they do exist, if i didn't mention them, then they don't exist, even if they cannot be seen inside the mason jars, i believe that they are inside them, divided up equally.
Even though he said "all art is quite useless" he was really artistic by saying that. Which is a very supportive statement by Oscar Wilde himself stating that I should win this wish.
Thank you Oscar Wilde.
So the mason jars, they are Alltrista Ball Mason Jars, and there are 50 of them for a total of $499.50.
Oscar Wilde's Organs, on display, in 50 mason jars. (more) 
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may april june july, heaven bless.
but when the walls of 2008 come crashing down and the power blows, my participation will just be a wish in the wind.
when i lose a wish on rhf, i create another and say "well at least i can win more participation votes"
Mine's a pity vote... I'd hate to see you drop into negatives and have your vision (whatever that may be, I have NO bloody idea) crushed. Keep your head up high!
I'm not sure I even understand this wish, but you seem so passionate about it how can I refuse?
ahhhh...organs. what girl in her right mind wouldn't support an organ based wish......?
Just thinking of all the things you could mix in Mason Jars with all os Oscar Wilde's organs makes me happy.
Oscar Wilde and Pineapple
Oscar Wilde and Ice Cream
Oscar Wilde's Heart and Coke, toped off with some Ice and Just a splash of Dark Rum.... Deliscious!
Oscar Wilde's liver and Mixed Berry Fruit Punch, nothing like a punch to the liver to get red liquid...
Oscar Wilde's Brain and twisted poetry and obscure art.... a perfect after dinner treat...
Quite frankly the options are limetless.... this is a wish that is not only nessesary to come true but quite frankly is destined to come true!
I'm not a big Oscar Wilde fan, so the artistic idea itself doesn't mean much to me. But, wouldn't it be cheaper to get your Mason jars off Craigslist, or freecycle, or post a need in the local paper? It seems to me that used jars are a dime a dozen. Not to mention, the Mason jars I've seen tend to be sold in boxes of 12 for about $15, so, wouldn't 50 of them even brand new only cost you about $60?
Maybe they're more expensive in Canada, I dunno...
so yes, you are correct, mason jars are somewhere around 10 cents for twelve of them. Thank you for not mentioning the 12 mason jars for about $15.
by saying the artistic idea itself doesn't mean much to you is perfect, because oscar wilde wouldn't approve of it either,
thank you for respecting him.
i'm wondering if rhf could be shut down if someone wished for a gun or something and had support from inmates and then when they won the money for the gun they drive over to the rhf office and rob the place, just like robinhood.
I love this. :)
i'm going to cry myself to sleep.
i should make a youtube and put meta words like warcraft and 40 centuries of dance, and tom mabe phone prank and see if i can get all the people who come to vote for my wish.
I'm trying to help you win Ed...just so I can see more crazy friggen video's.
NO MORE APOSTROPHE ABOMINATIONS ! PLURAL WORDS NEVER GET APOSTROPHES!
someone threw a bottle outside and it smashed on the sidewalk.
for god's sake, i'm NEVer going to win, i need like 50 million friends or something.
Once finished with them could I perhaps borrow the pancreas? I am attempting a collection of pancreases and need a good way to start.
Help me help you.
Oscar Wilde had a uterine fundus?
this is the best wish i have seen since defeat stephen spielberg in film to film combat.