I am in such a horrible situation.
Can barely write for the tears and pain. I have no money to rent a place so am mooching off of a friend. I have nothing but a few rags of clothing which I got off freecycle and some I got when Katrina hit . I was not there at the time but was deeply traumatized anyway. I really do need a griddle to make my pancakes on. I also need car repairs, medicine, food,batteries for my sex toys, some new sex toys, someone to pay my bills for me, hair color or money to go to the beauty shop. Oh yeah, I need to go in for a haircut and the best place is 50 miles from here so I would need extra for gas. I have not had a manicure or pedicure for weeks and all I have in the house to eat is lobster tails and filet mingon. I really need cash to rent an apartment before my friend gets tired of me and tosses my ass into the streets. Will also need furniture . I just need or want almost everything. l also want extra money so I can donate to some people on here. Also some money to save the spotted leopard and the manatee. Also want to send a Blue friend a case of Grey Goose Vodka and another person a cardboard Spike. Someone else wanted Godiva truffles, so you can see I really need the money. If I get enough money maybe I can donate to the spare change fund here too, see I really am nice and giving too.
So please please please send me your money, do it now as I am desperate. The reason I "need" so much is that I want to buy my friend I am mooching off of a hot tub and send her on a lil vacation to Cancun. I would need to go with her, cause I speak a lil Spanish and she doesn't.
I know 25K is a lot to ask for and decided if anyone wants to donate to me directly they can use my PayPal. It is:
Don't_give_a_rats-ass@yahoo.com
Thanks so much and big hugs. (more)
Greedy Wish
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Sure wish I could give this one more than 5. ;)
Gotta love ya Lela!
OMG This is so hysterically funny....I have a box of clothing sitting here and I swear to you I was going to say if somebody would help me with shipping I will send it to you and then I read on and almost fell off my chair...Thank you for a positively funny wish...oh yeah...I will write that cashiers cheque out for the 25K as soon as I can ......Hugs Sweetie to you and Rhonda....I hope things truly get better for the both of you...if I can help in any way please let me know ok? :) Spunky
I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers
Oooh, thanks so much to all of you for the support and especially for the friendship ;)
Good luck! :)
I truly hope you get what you need!!
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Can't give you the $25 Gs; will 25,000 stars do? K, here goes:
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Edited on: Jul 20, 2008 08:04 am
Does paypal take monopoly money? I had a spare 25K and was gonna grant your wish with it....oh geez, just tried, either the paypal addy is no good or Paypal doens't accept my fake visa. Sorry....I wish you good luck though. LOL...seriously, very creative wish, you got my 5 :)
LOL
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
Oh you are so needy. I hope you win...LMAO!!
Good Luck
I realize this is a joke...but some of us on here actually lived through Katrina...and there was nothing funny about it at all.
Where's the ChipIn page? :)
Ok...you got my 5 but ONLY cause you want to give Smurfette a case of Grey Goose (whatever THAT is...lol) and me a hot tub!!! lol lol
Hope you win!!!
Hugs,
Rhonda
So funny but I figure this wish is to see if you can beat the downvote title I think Shako currently holds it:)
fantastic!!! great wish GREEDY GREEDY GREEDY!!!!!!! be back when voting starts