I was having a bad day then i seen this online it made me laugh hope it does the same for you
have 2 dogs & I was
buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid @#*&#...why else would I buy dog food? (more) 
Greedy Wish
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got my 5!
U gotta have 5 for that one!
good luck
LOL!! That was funny
LMAO!! Thanks for the giggles!!
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OMG that was hilarious! Thanks!
OMG ROFLMAO this is the funniest story I have heard in forever! GL