The last few days have been quite stressful, and i would like to step outside to relieve my tension.
I normally just beat the bed with my belt, or smoke a lot. But this time i think i would like to try throwing clumps of dirt at some hotel porters, or screaming in front of some very sketchy drug addicts while swinging a few dead animals around my head that are attached to a lonnnggg yellow rope. I already have the lonnnggg yellow rope and dead animals.
I need a way to cover up my identification, so i found a chinchilla piere frey faux fur blanket throw, on sale for $441.75. i'm going to take this chinchilla piere frey faux fur blanket throw and make it into a body suit, something similar to what leigh bowery might make. This way i will be able to hide my identity and be able to quickly vacate if needed. It is only once i ask to do this,
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Wow - can't wait to see the video of you in your chinchilla piere frey faux fur blanket throw, twirling the deceased animals! (all of natural causes I'm sure)
LMAO! 5 stars for you.
next
If you check out my wish for a xbox 360, which I'm happy to say was granted by my friend name Visa. You will see that the other day when someone bashed me I gave her the You go girl! NEXT! comment as my reply.. so Noelle Mills totally stole that from me. Oh well.. never thought this site would become same kinda flame war but whenever you have a message board it's bound to happen.
Wow!!! Thats all I can say.
How many faux chinchillas hafta dye to fulfill this wish? Faux fur is faux murder!!
ed_rain, your terribly brilliant mind terrifies me. Good luck with your reign of terror.
Dear Ed, hope you find yourself soon (under your faux chincilla blanket or otherwise). I think we should all do whatever we can to help you vacate as soon as possible. Take care. Miss Jac
ed, you rule. Thanks for the laugh man.
Seriously.
LOL!!!
Good Luck ! Lupe
hey good luck
This wish is cracking me up.
Good luck :0)
I don't like fur coats, but I have to vote high just becuase of the insanity level of this wish. :-)
Christine
I was going to vote low on this one, since it was not quite Oscar Wilde with Lime and Tequila,
But then I noticed that you would wreak terror on the city, and if dead carcass can wreak terror you have my VOTE!
But, I think if this what you really would like ~
I hope the universal energies come together
and totally grant your wish !!! Good Luck !!!
see what i mean ? if you gotta be negative, and dwell on a stressful day, and suck people into making you feel better, at least learn to do it nonsensically. laugh at yourself. be ridiculous. nobody wants to read a serious sob story.