I need $14.17 (that's with tax) to buy each of my 13 kids a Christmas gift from the Dollar Tree.
My children deserve a really, really nice Christmas this year. They didn't drink my liquor without my permission all year, they went to work dilligently without being threatened, they even found time to do chores, go to school and occasionally bathe. The remaining $14.17 if for a box of condoms. My New Year's resolution will be to NOT have any more kids. Thanks for your support! (more)
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Very cute
ROFL! Didn't you know before 13 what was causing the kids? Hope you get this wish.
You definitely have my 5 :o)
too funyy!!!
LMAO!!
LMAO
good luck
you got my 5
Just kidding..
I laughed so hard my husband looked at me like I was crazy, haha
5 stars for the drunken lil bastards!!!!!
very sound and rewarding wish!!
gave you 5 of the biggest stars i could find!!good luck and god bless!!
you know you should have bought that box of trojans b4 you had those little bastards then you could spend it on more wine or something
i hope you win!
Good luck I hope you get those condoms!
you got my 5. give them lil bastards a hug for me.
Thanks to everyone for their support :)
I must admit this is funny :)
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Ya know if you buy stuff with 3 or 4 things in the package you can divide that up and not have to spend so much.. LOL
Good luck! Great wish! You have my support!
awe such a wonderful wish! you totallly have my support. how is my God son, "Lil bastard?"
(this is where everyone feels sorry for all of my Lil Bastards and gives me 5 stars :D)