OK, so the snipers don't like true, but sad, nice wishes...here's the funny version.
Well, the smart-ass version. The funny smart-ass version?
Aging Hippie-minded Earth Mother type needs $$ to be able to drag even more aged long-bearded, balding ex-motorcycle freak to semi-distant medical facility to try to get him a new kidney. His old ones are useless, and dragging him to dialysis 3 times a week is difficult for him, and even more of a total pain in the butt for us! (120 miles, three times a week, unless he can get a crip-mobile reservation, but that's only 2 of the 3 days. Crip-mobile tickets are expensive, too.)
Motorcycle Freak Guy's GF is my homegirl since highschool. I lubs her berry mush (you know you can't say you love someone without the jerks getting all nasty), I tolerate him, but hey, he doesn't need to die just 'cause he's not a native Texas like me and my homechick! He's good to her, so I wanna continue to be good to him. (He breaks her heart--all bets are off. But he won't do that. He's not THAT dumb.)
Anyway, I did the math last time, and the cost of gas has gone up (DUH, it's summer in the US, and Exxon's profit margin is under 25% MORE this quarter, so of course it has) so the amount of need hasn't gone down. (And if we blow one more tire, it's gonna be the Beggin' and Pleadin' line for tire money.)
Not funny? Well, damn...I just don't see why we all can't have AMUSING illnesses and tragedies so the morons don't get BORED... COME ON FOLKS!! To amuse the morons, can't we try to be FUNNYSICK?? Maybe HYSTERICALLYHOMELESS??
Nah, I didn't think so, but hey, I tried.
Oh, a joke for you. Look at the first post below!! (more) 
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Good luck
Best of luck to you...
Hi Dee, just checking if I voted on your wish :>
loved your wish!
I have a wish but you got my 5. God bless
best of luck.
5 stars here...we aging hippie earth mother types have to stick together!
good luck, 5 stars
5 stars, if only for the amusement!
New Joke Time!!
OK, in recognition of the Day Surgery that Michael had this week....
-------------The Four Letter Word Joke------------------
Michael is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"A four letter word? Your doctor is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet! I have never heard him utter even the slightest bad word in 5 years of working here!" she replied.
"Well," said Michael, "Maybe not, but what he said REALLY upset me greatly."
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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I'll get my coat....
I hope you get your wish!
Good luck !
Here's my 5 stars & the best of luck to you!
ALL THE BEST
Regular stars are boring. Here are 5 shurikens!
NEW JOKE TIME!!!
In honor of Michael's overnight at the hospital because the lab tests were messed up, I give you a medical joke, about lab tests.
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Thanks, I'll be here all week...
You are such a loser. One star!
Good Luck
good luck to you and your gas issues
good luck with your wish but next time you use my ;) I will down vote you just kidding lol ;) it's mine hahahaha
Evil Auntie Dee Dee's older than dirt, you know.
5 stars. Great joke and thank you for your "creativeness" with the wish. Good Luck.
I gave you a 5 and I wish I could give you more for trying to inject humor into this site!!! lol
Good luck to you!!!
you got 5 STars from us please go to our sons wish [ link ]
But I gave you four stars anyway. Best of luck!!!
Good Luck Friend! I wish you well...
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NEW JOKE TIME!!! And it's a medical joke!!
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
OH, so somebody had to down-prop the bad joke. Some folks are just sad, really pisspoor sad.
Here's the promised joke!!
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"
"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."
"Man, what a way to go!"
"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
"Now that is one awful way to go!"
"No no, he survived that..."
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
"I shot him!"
"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"
"He was wrecking my house."