Hi again.
Once again, I gotta get my homegirl's Old Man to transplant appointments.
We're all short on money, but then Michael's gonna run short on being alive without a transplant. (I'm 54, my homegirl's 49, we're a bunch of aging and decrepit folks on disability, except for Dan, who retired to help take care of me rather than have me die where I was.)
Michael still has transplant appointments, we still can't get any help to get him there, and the gas money is really going to continue to be a problem. (This week's appointment was on my monthly chemotherapy day, so it's postponed.) Anyway, we're trying all avenues for transportation help, gas money help, etcetera, and so far, we got nuthin'. With Mom's van down for the count, we're also depending on one vehicle for everything and everybody.
Here's the link to the original wish.
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Here's the link to the last wish.
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CAT JOKES!!!
# What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
# What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
# How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
# What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
# Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
# What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
# What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
# How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
# Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
# If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
# What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
# What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
# Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
# Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
# What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
# What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers!!
Oh no, not the Momvan! Say it ain't so!
I told the guy when I took it in: TALK to Mom about the financing of the repairs. Not me, MOM. Yeah. They took over 2 weeks to fix it, and DID NOT talk to her at all. Then they wanted Major Cash. Yeah, as if she has it... So, the guy asks why I don't pay it for her. I explained, sweetly. With my teeth gritted and my fists clenched to keep from ripping off his head. Now, he feels like a total idiot, and my Mom has FINALLY learned about co-signing for things for her untrustworthy granddaughters. (A car with a year of late payments, some as much as 2-3 months late, and a $1300 past due cell phone.)
Five people, one car, and---Mom can't ride in it because it sits too low to the ground. At current rates, we'll get the van back sometime around next Christmas. (If I have to go back to the wheelchair, I am SOL.)
Life isn't pretty sometimes...
Best of luck to you. I hope you get your wish soon.
Hi Dee Dee, good luck :))
Good Luck, Dee Dee!
New jokes!!
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"
The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
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A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied. "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
"Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
I hope you get this Dee Dee but if not...we have something here called CapTrans that takes anyone that needs it and cant afford it to their medical appts....maybe you could find something like that there. *hug*
Just droppin by to leave my *****
hehehe cute video
That video cracks me up every single time I see it!
You got it Dee Dee
I hope you win this time Dee Dee, good luck!!!
Good luck! I wish you the best!!
Voted 5~ Good luck!
Good luck!
Good luck, hope you get some gas!! (pun intended) LOL
goodluck! thats for the frame offer
you got my 5s! I wish you well! Cheerios!
New jokes!!
Today's topic? Insurance!!
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Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."
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A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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A drunk wanders into the lounge of a hotel where an insurance convention is being held, intent on causing trouble. He yells, "I think all insurance agents are crooks, and if anyone doesn't like it, come up and do something about it."
Immediately, a man runs up to the drunk and says, "You take that back!"
The drunk sneers and replies, "Why, are you an agent?"
"No," the man replies, "I'm a crook."
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress!!
domino hard drives??? bizarre and VERY cool!
As Arnie would say "I'll be Bahcj!" on voting day!
Just be sure to come back for the jokes!!
Sounds good. I'm sure glad it seems your're up to high hopes. God Bless!
Good Luck To You My Friend!! 5*s....
Good Luck .. you have my 5 stars ...
NEW JOKE TIME!!
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Bonus new joke: This is one of my all time favorite jokes.
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."
St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"
Good luck to you. I hope things turn around for you both very quickly. 5 stars
You got my five!
Best of luck to you....
If you have time, check out my wishes as well [ link ]
Thanks,
Expect Me When You See Me,
Kaeyron
good luck, 5 stars
good luck!
Best of luck!!
good luck
Good Luck! I hope you get this wish!
Good Luck. I know with the prices of gas, it is causing problems with our local Meals on Wheels program. It is a nonprofit that delivers meals to the elderly. It is run by mostly volunteers. Due to gas prices, volunteers aren't able to afford the gas to deliver the food.
The people that own gas stations here (not the chain owned ones, just the local convenience stores with gas pumps) each put in a fill-up an the truck he uses to get the food here and distribute it, as often as needed. The locals all know who supports MoW, and we support them.
Every community should support their local MoW. It's a need that's hard to fill, but so very important.
5 stars good luck! I wish I could do more.
FIRST JOKE!! It's about tigers...
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, all right!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"
The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"