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Repeat on the Transplant Appt/gas money... With JOKES!!

 
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AvatarHall of Fame EndoPain 1 year, 6 months ago
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You deserve to win, and you've got my support!
Good luck Dee Dee!!!
Avatar mistri 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
total good luck
AvatarHall of Fame sapphire959 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
good luck
AvatarHall of Fame Dee Dee 1 year, 6 months ago
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Information Ahead!!
Neeeewww Joookkes!!

UNDERSTANDING MEN


"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a
real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum
cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but
will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."


"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Avatar jessicajj 1 year, 6 months ago
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you deserve your wish
Good luck!!!
AvatarHall of Fame sammy07 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
good luck
Avatar cheekymomma4 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
good luck!
AvatarHall of Fame fostermommy 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
You've got my vote, now go check out Minathia's wish to help abused dogs. [ link ]
AvatarHall of Fame minathia 1 year, 6 months ago
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Make It So, Number One!
You've got my vote! Now please check out my wish to help abused dogs. :)

[ link ]
AvatarHall of Fame LittleMD 1 year, 6 months ago
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Here's wishing you get your wish!
LOL

Good luck.
AvatarHall of Fame Blessed 1 year, 6 months ago
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Good luck! I hope you get your wish.
I wish I could give you more than my 5 DeeDee. Good luck!
AvatarHall of Fame wishing health 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
good luck
AvatarHall of Fame DCgirl 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
You are good people for helping in any way you can. Good luck to everyone involved!
AvatarHall of Fame terryh 1 year, 6 months ago
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I wish you all the best! May all your dreams come true!!
Good luck! May your wish come true!! You have my 5 stars!!!
AvatarHall of Fame Joanne 1 year, 6 months ago
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A Very Deserving Wish, I'm totally behind you on this one!
Good luck! Love reading the jokes.
AvatarHall of Fame Tyrailia 1 year, 6 months ago
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Good Luck and God Bless you!
BEST WISHES SWEETIE! Email me direct if you would.
AvatarHall of Fame Dee Dee 1 year, 6 months ago
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Done, but I forgot to put in a topic... We are having slow brain days this week. Duh.
AvatarHall of Fame Celticat 1 year, 6 months ago
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You really deserve something good to happen!!
Good luck, Dee dee! Hopefully you'll get it this round!
AvatarHall of Fame charms37 1 year, 6 months ago
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I'm behind you all the way!!
Good luck.
AvatarHall of Fame knittinglady 1 year, 6 months ago
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May you get your wish :)
Good luck :)
AvatarHall of Fame Jennifer2008 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
good luck!!
AvatarHall of Fame SarahK 1 year, 6 months ago
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Rally the troops! You should totally Win!
Good luck!
AvatarHall of Fame Aunt Dreama 1 year, 6 months ago
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Wishes are granted and lifes are changed
Man i have to vote on all of your cause your Jokes kill me lol Love ya hun
AvatarHall of Fame Dee Dee 1 year, 6 months ago
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Information Ahead!!
JOKES!! Dog jokes today.

The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Do Not Use Computers...Courtesy of [ link ]

20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www . pethouse.com instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Do Not Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.*
AvatarHall of Fame charms37 1 year, 6 months ago
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I'm behind you all the way!!
I'll be back.
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