hi i am going to be doing some traveling soon and would love to take my donkey with me.
he is a really smart so i guess you could call him a smart ass but sometimes he likes to play in the mud and becomes a very dirty ass. it hard for me to keep up with all the expenses so im making this wish today.. he just likes the attention and likes to make people laugh. he has been eating alot and i would love to put his fat ass on a diet so going along for a trip seems like the thing to do. so PLEASE help me get the money i need to show my ass off!
Im sure everyone that i come in contact with will just love my funny ass so please lets spread the laughter.
but on a real note now. i would love to go see my mother in Tx.. she just had a hip replacement and the only family she has there is her brother and he is doing everything for her. i would just love the chance to go see her and help out with things for a week and give my uncle a break. i just wanted to try and make people laugh with this wish and was hoping for some good votes too! (more) 
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thanks alot everyone.. guess not everybody wants to see my ass! :-D
Good luck
LOL...you have my 5!!
LMAO! Good luck!
Good Luck !!! You have my 5 stars :)
Ohhh...You got my 5...
WoooooooooHooooooooo, I love asses! LOL
Good Luck!
Yea I thought it was going to be something I didnt vote on yet but yea you had my 5 from the start.
I dont voted on your ass your ass got a 5
Good luck, I hope my vote helps you!
how funny..you got my vote...
Best wishes got my 5 !!!!!!!!!!
If you go to my media area you can see a photo of mine too (under Animal Friends; Eyore). Hope you get out to see your mother.
Very innovative way to make a wish! I hope you are able to see your mother. Good luck.
Hey did you know that your ass looks like a donkey. Mine is boring compared to yours.
just wanted to say THANK YOU to all that has voted for me
I wish you well! my 5s to you! cheerios!
Good luck - You have my 5!
Back with my 5 stars, and hope you get to see your mom. Thanks for the laugh!
got my 5
back with my 5
You definately get my 5 ... this is an awsome wish ... i love the way you worded it. it is Hilerious
Good luck on bring your ass with you . lol 5 stars
My 5 as i promised
Thanks for the laugh. Good Luck.
This is funny :) I really hope you get to go see your mom :)
Blessings,
Misty
You have a GREAT ass! I'd give your ass a 10 if I could.
lol I guess I can give your fat ass a 5 for originality
lol I dont even know what to say that is to cute you will get a 5 just for that.