I'm gonna go whup the livin' pee-waddlin' outta my brother.
He's askin' for it, he NEEDS it...and he's annoyin' Mom a WHOLE lot, so I think I'll just do it.
Moron boy hasn't been to see Mom in 13 months. He lives 48 miles away. He spent over an HOUR on the phone tellin' her to keep HER van at HER apartment. Problem?? Yes. She's 81. She has about as much business driving as she does flying a 747. The LAST time we went through this, she drove ONCE, ran 2 stop signs, made a corner so wide she went off into a ditch on the far side of the road, and scared a cop, who called me and told me to tell her he would pull her DL if he saw her driving on the highway.
So, she didn't go back out to the van for 18 days. BUT, she left the windows down, and it rained for 14 of those 18 days. I have $380 invested in the electrical system of that puppy...and a couple days of scrubbing out mold and crud.
Now, post-transmission repair (see old wish) [ link ] , HE tells her to keep the van at HER apartment. Again. She doesn't drive. I'm a mile and a half away, and I can't walk that far, and I can't one-hand wheel my manual wheelchair that far... If she has to go somewhere, I go get her, load her 'spare' manual chair, she comes out in her power chair, I take it back in then come out, drive, unload her wherever...yadda yadda...
Anyway, he's stompin' on my VERY last nerve, so I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
And I will need bail.
(On the outside chance this actually wins a red cent, it will go to pay on the van's transmission, because I'll make him drop the charges, or I'll whup him again when I get out!!)
**Note: I would not whup my brother's backside. He's over a foot taller than me. I would get my OTHER brother to do it. ; )
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Good luck
Aren't brothers annoying sometimes. You get my 5 for originality and humor.
Blessings,
Misty
OOOOO-Kay! Five for the whuppin!
Good luck
Hahahhahaha.
Very deserving wish. 5 stars, good luck and God Bless.
You have my 5 *****
Please look at my wish-- I love helping others
Whup him, whup him good! 5 Stars, hehe.
Good luck to ya!!!!!!!
You have my 5
good luck
Dee Dee, I don't know if you wrote some of it to get a laugh but you had me giggling. Good luck, opening a can of whoop a** on him.LOL You have my 5.
He's beginning to figure it out!! OK, one of his daughters is helpin' him figure it out. He needed to borrow her car yesterday while his was in the shop, and he had to walk a half-mile to get it because the baby was asleep and she wouldn't leave her alone to pick him up. He griped, she told him I would have to 'roll' three times that far to get to Grandma. He hadn't though about that...
He's mechanic smart, but he jist ain' got much sense... :)
just remember, you only need 10% of the actual amount of bail to make it... ;-) Good luck! you got my 5.
Throw in a couple of thumps from me. : )
Good luck.
You got my 5, and when your other brother is through kicking your brothers butt, can you get him to go kick My brother's butt too?
You have my vote! I hope it helps! Good luck!!
I've been a good boy. I just got back from seeing my Mom: and I said yes Mom
Brothers are wonderful things. I am one.
Hey I just noticed that it is all women that are commenting here.
I will vote a 1 just in hopes that this poor bugger doesn't get linched by you guys.
I changed my vote to a five. This guy needs a good butt kicking.
Edited on: May 30, 2007 17:57 pm
Ok I can get behind this one. I have to ask some advice from the genteel southern woman. What do you if you need to whup your brother and he has it coming and well He is your only brother? ROFL You always make me laugh DeeDee
Good luck, lol !! family love, cant live with them, cant live without them !!!!
Whuppin' em when they're that big gets dicey. I'll let 'em whup each other a while, then move in fer th' moneywhup...
Thing about brothers is, you cain't live with 'em, you cain't live without 'em, and you sure cain't leave 'em on the side of the road, because there ARE littering laws.
Edited on: May 30, 2007 16:49 pm
good luck
DeeDee...you got my high five simply because you made me smile! =D
You took a rather frustrating situation, and added some humor to it.......I love it!
Best wishes!
Ahhh, but aren't you lucky to have a bro? I'd trade ya the loneliness growin' up for your troubles with him hehe :) Good luck! Just calm down (and don't beat anyone!!). :)~
Make him drive it over there then. It's not THAT far! Best of luck and five stars to you!
Kick his butt for my brother too!!! M just moved BACK in with our folks because he "couldnt find an apartment in time"...at least the girlfriend didnt move in this time with him!!!
I am a firm believer that brothers need a good ass kicking every now and again to keep them alone. Lord knows my brother needs one too! Good luck with your wish.
Go get 'em! I'll be back with my 5
get him TIGER
Oh my Dee Dee is bail that high over there for whuping your brother..What did he do or is that a secret.
He thinks if it's got a motor, HE is supposed to be 'in charge' of it. He destroyed my Mom's mobility scooter by 'storing it' in a leaky shed. He killed not one, but TWO of my cars in the last 25 years. He burns out the clutch on every thing he drives. He NEEDS to not be in charge of anything more powerful than a Big Wheel.
Besides, he's been married 5 times, four of 'em to real meddlesome, ornery women. He's just in need of a good ass whuppin' on general principles.
Sic 'em, Dee Dee!