ha, actually to tell you the truth, my original comment was just a joke anyways. I can totally understand your plight as a fellow biker, albeit in a less traffic heavy city

I understand the "fight fire with fire" approach. But that doesnt mean I have to agree. How about instead you stop wearing a helmet. That is what I do.
Proven fact: You are 10 times more likely to be hit by a car when you are wearing a helmet, since drivers will think you are a better rider and give you less room!

Craziness!