tia-marie's Favorite Wishes
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My Pet Monster.
I don't think getting My Pet Monster will cure any illnesses, or allow me to fly, or run any errands beyond screaming wildly on command. But everyone needs a little muscle on their wing. I live in a semi-dicey neighbourhood, and those late nights walks home from the pub would go a lot smoother with My Pet Monster and his inane ranting. The chemically enhanced street people would be no match! Guarantee my safety... PLEASE! |
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inner peace and infinite funds
I've been through alot in the last ten years. I've battled drugs and alcool problems and worked my way up the ladder in the hospitality industry to eventually go back to school and study robotic engineering. Finnaly I have life goals and standards. I have student debts and one pre retirement goal to reach. I want to open my own micro brewery and restaurant. If I had money and no debts I woudl be able to reach these goals and accomplish something with my life. |
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Gas welding/cutting equipment to use at the Dignity Project
The Dignity Project has helped so many people, with the welding equipment many cars that are now scrapped out could have parts removed/replaced which equals more cars to low income families, plus I can teach others how to weld, cut and braze. |
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Iesha to stop spamming other people's wishes with comments
I can't be the only one who thinks it's both rude and boring to have to see her unrelenting and obviously self-promoting spam comments. |
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Fresh, smooth, unforgettable Lucky Strike cigarettes.
I enjoy many brands of cigarettes and enjoy full flavored tobacco to the utmost, but for the next few months I have several opportunities coming up that will require many cigarettes to be enjoyed to complete these opportunities with grade A satisfaction that can only be explained through a Lucky Strike cigarette. |
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A kinder more gentle Unholy Boss(TM)
I have to say this wish is pretty selfish. Nobody else seems to have issues with my Unholy Boss(TM), but I think that my Unholy Boss(TM) will benefit greatly with this book. I'd put this in the nice category but in the end, this is really just for my own selfish job satisfaction. There are far better causes than my job satisfaction. |
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A McRib Sandwich
I don't understand why McDonald's would ever take away the tastiest fast food sandwich in the history of the world, the McRib! Ever since its departure, my life hasn't been the same. My vision is blurring. The opposite sex seems to think I've lost 'it'.... my panache, my verve for life!! I need this sandwich to revitalize my being. Jesus would have wanted me to have its BBQ goodness in my digestive foodsac. But most of all, I want this sandwich because it would fight communism and terrorism at the same time. Why would anyone want to fight or be a commie with a ready supply of McRibs?? Game, set, match. Vote for me! |
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750mL of 151 (I'll be pretty when he's drunk)
So Eharmony dot com lied to me. They couldn't set me up with my dream guy. I've decided to take measures into my OWN hands. Hear me out. So what I need is a big ole thing of 151, then unsuspecting male subjects. Add those together and I'm sure to get a date! Damn you Yahoo, adultfriend finder, Eharmony and all of you other lying dating sites! A stupid quiz isn't going to get me a date hooch, pure unadulterated hooch is what will land me the man of my...(one night) dreams. |
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Some cash to help a friend out
So I have this good friend, he has fell into some bad times. His only means of transportation has broken down and he does not have the funds to pay for it at all. He's a college student who is on a scholarship (which if he didn't have the scholarship he wouldn?t be able to go to college) and now that he is without transportation his is risking losing his scholarship and not being able to finish college at all. He refuses to ask for help here, he's really proud and said that he would feel guilty asking for the help, and so I'm asking for him. He's already taken out multiple loans and scrounged up some of the cash to pay for this. I know his family can?t help him (and no he didn't go into it, but I trust him and know it was most likely a private reason he kept it to himself). He feels -very- bad that he is even in this situation. I want to help him, I would hate to see him lose his education. I can't give him the entire amount, I simply do not have the spare funds at this time (and to be honest, a large amount of bills hit me at once and I am unable to do more than $50 or so). I hope you guys trust me enough to believe this is legit. I trust him. |
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A gaming day with Christopher
Either Christopher or myself need a break totally! I think that the best way to handle this is to either ship Christopher down to California to have a gaming day, or?ship me up to Calgary! I have a Nintendo Wii, a PS2 and lots of games to play that are multiplayer that I think that Christopher would really ?really- enjoy. We could prove who is the master of Wii Sports, or...Guitar Hero. |
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My First Album, Doin' the Best I Can (still need more)
Update: Yikes, I really didn't mean to start any drama with this wish. Although some people have been pretty mean and belligerant, a lot of you have made some pretty convincing arguments. So in the spirit of community on here I've decided to drop my wish request to share with debbie61497. I've also changed my vote for her from a 1 to a 5. The original reason I voted 1 on her wish was that I mistakenly thought she had received a pump and nolonger needed the wish. In the future I'm going to continue to make wishes surrounding my album, but for smaller ammounts geared towards specific expenses like the horns section I need to hire. To anyone I offended on here I'm sorry, and to all the people who have supported me I really appreciate it! |
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Extra money to help with prescription costs
I have a terrible affliction that I have suffered from since I was about 12. It has caused me great pain and has emotionally devastated those whom love me. I am a victim of "Prehistoric Monster Syndrome" otherwise known as P.M.S. Sometimes I can't sleep at night the pain and emotional suffering is soo great, especially to those around me. |
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A Video of Blue Dancing
Nothing has made me smile more than this video of Blue dancing [ link ] I would love to have Blue (known as SLB on Robin Hood Fund) make another video for me. I originally had the wish posted as $20 since all I wanted was a video of Blue and I'm sure she loves me enough to do it for $20. I've changed it to $346.56 to match the cost of a plane ticket to see her dance live. Of course, I'll take my video camera with me and share the video with all of RHF. |
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A lifetime supply of Guinness...for ParkerTexasRanger
Parker works hard, Parker loves beer. Parker especially loves Guinness. I think that Parker deserves Guinness. He could share it with his co-workers, or..us! |
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Money to crush my enemies
I just had my SECOND bike stolen in a month outside where I work. Theives here are so resourceful that apparently not even bike locks can deter them. |
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an ear.
Something is amiss in Sherwood Forest. |
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Get Well Flowers for Rev. Fred Phelps
I think I've finally realized the problem, and I know how to cure it. Recently I learned about the "Flowers for Jack Thompson" fund that (while unsuccessful) was a very unique and most importantly pacifistic message for him [ link ] I would like to send flowers to Rev. Fred Phelps. I think he's ill, but that?s just my opinion. He needs flowers, or a puppy to make him smile and not be so angry. |
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Money for my gonads..er I mean savings account
Well, to be quite frank it's depleted. Which makes Tia terribly sad! I recently had to go handle some family related financial responsibilities and it totally grabbed my bank account and kicked it in the [saving account's] gonads (which will now replace the word "savings account"). My gonads are shriveled, dried out and cannot produce [interest] seed (which will now replace the word 'interest'). Without a functional gonad I will be unable to allow it to spill their seed every once in a while to take care of fun stuff or emergency bills again. [money] Stimulation (which will now replace the word 'money') is the vital key for my gonads to produce seed. |
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A date night with the coolest chick I know
Okay so there is this girl I know, she's been kind of hard-up for dates lately. As a matter of fact she recently had a date scheduled with this guy who dumped her because she was "Too geeky" and "Not girly enough for him". She was pretty put off about that. She's also not been feelin' too great and has been kickin' it with Dire Straights (figuratively, even the lead singer of Dire Straights thinks she's too geeky), sshhh I'm not supposed to tell or know about that. |
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I have this friend who needs a date
The following looks like a Joke, but it is for a good reason. Please vote, the need is real for a different reason... |
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A new pair of sunglasses for Parker
Well, as you may know, I don't often make wishes on here, but I think this one is important. After seeing this week's video blog, I really feel like ParkerTexasRanger needs some new shades. His current pair have been chewed by his dog Orson (that's his dog in the picture, no comment on my personal feelings about the dog). Anyway, while I'm sure Parker is still doing A-OK with the ladies, he would probably do much better with a new pair of sunglasses that don't make it seem like his ears are lopsided. |
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The best date -ever-
So I know this is pretty hefty of a price but let me tell you why. Christopher, Marrone and Parker now all live in different areas in the world. So I need to round them all up in one place (probably San Francisco) and then all three of us will get stupid mad drunk. Then we will run amuck all over San Francisco, sober up and get stupid mad drunk again. Go to the Metrion watch a movie sober up and get stupid mad drunk again. |
