ParkerTexasRanger's Favorite Wishes
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SonyEricsson M600 mobile phone
because i dropped my previous phone from the bridge. and now i'm sitting there and wish for a new one.. |
A case of Labatt 50
People these days don't understand that at one point in time, Labatt 50 was the best selling beer brand in Canada. The fact that Labatt still makes this vestigial product is not well publicized, but it benefits all mankind! All I want is one case of this tasty brew to jump feet first into a time capsule of liquid goodness.... HELP ME! |
A better life by moving out of New Orleans
I'm trying to give my family a better life by moving them out of New Orleans. I need a car to do this because we will be leaving New Orleans for good or at least for a few years or however long it takes for New Orleans to get back to normal....My wife AND I HAVE BOTH SECURED JOBS IN ATLANTA, GA WITH JMENTERTAINMENT AND THE ATLANTA GET CRUNCK TV SHOW! We came back only because we heard that the job market was booming, but when we arrived and tried to get jobs we couldn't so that rumor we'd heard was untrue...On top of that the city is still in bad shape...my mom gave me this car only because it was flooded by katrina... interior was mildew and engine had to be repaired by the grace of God I had a friend that could repair it for me for free! All it's missing is headlights.. I have 3 kids ages 2yrs, 3yrs, & 2 months... Our family is scattered due to katrina so we have noone to bring us to appts., make groceries etc... We can't possibly drive the car without headlights.. |
Happiness is... a Cheap Electric Guitar! (2nd try!)
(C'mon guys, help me out!) |
My Pet Monster.
I don't think getting My Pet Monster will cure any illnesses, or allow me to fly, or run any errands beyond screaming wildly on command. But everyone needs a little muscle on their wing. I live in a semi-dicey neighbourhood, and those late nights walks home from the pub would go a lot smoother with My Pet Monster and his inane ranting. The chemically enhanced street people would be no match! Guarantee my safety... PLEASE! |
A McRib Sandwich
I don't understand why McDonald's would ever take away the tastiest fast food sandwich in the history of the world, the McRib! Ever since its departure, my life hasn't been the same. My vision is blurring. The opposite sex seems to think I've lost 'it'.... my panache, my verve for life!! I need this sandwich to revitalize my being. Jesus would have wanted me to have its BBQ goodness in my digestive foodsac. But most of all, I want this sandwich because it would fight communism and terrorism at the same time. Why would anyone want to fight or be a commie with a ready supply of McRibs?? Game, set, match. Vote for me! |
Funds in order to aid the Darfurian refugees
United Africa Society is a non-profit student run organisation. It is terribly difficult for us to accumulate funds as we are minors and therefore cannot register as an official NGO. We are currently raising funds for the refugees of Darfur, who are the victims of a horrific genocide. We have a slide show which we shall be converting into a movie once we have access to the necessary programmes. For more information about and/or our project email us at |
A lifetime supply of Guinness...for ParkerTexasRanger
Parker works hard, Parker loves beer. Parker especially loves Guinness. I think that Parker deserves Guinness. He could share it with his co-workers, or..us! |
Coffee for the RHF guys (and gals)
These guys pulled off something really cool, and they deserve a coffee* break. I don't think I know everybody who's part of Robin Hood Fund, but you guys know who you are: Parker, Chris, Marrone, SLB. You too TechGuy. And I imagine there's others who deserve some of this. |
A Series of Tubes
My internets is to slow, I need more tubes to deliver more of my internets. |
Money to crush my enemies
I just had my SECOND bike stolen in a month outside where I work. Theives here are so resourceful that apparently not even bike locks can deter them. |
A Date! I need a date! And to prove something!
Here's the thing. |
Beer, Wine, and Snack Basket for the Robinhood Funds Staff
The Robinhood Funds Staff works hard behind the scenes to keep this site working. ParkerTexasRanger, Marrone, TechGuy and others that I am sure work diligently towards improving this site, answering questions, managing technical problems. I thank you for all your hard work! |
KFC's Secret Recipe
For many years I have slaved away in a futile attempt to reverse engineer the Colonel's Secret Recipe. That wily Officer of the Olfactory certainly covered his steps well. But I propose to begin a series of overly-complicated industrial espionage campaigns to subvert KFC and liberate the Secret Recipe for all mankind. This is one small step for man.... one, giant leap, for proliferating obesity. |
















