My name's Ryan (not Robert) Paulsen, and I'm from Canada. Ontario specifically, and (in order) London, Montreal (Quebec), Timmins, Oakville, Peterborough even more specifically.
I've lived in Korea teaching English for the past two years, and then embarked on a 2-month tour of S.E. Asia which I'm in the middle of right now.
I'm the oldest of three kids and the only son in the family. If these were the days of yore, I'd definitely inherit everything, but I suppose, times being what they are, I'll share with my sisters.
| Member Since: |
April 29, 2007 |
| Activities: | drumming, arguing, reading, playing frisbee, travelling, eating, martial arts, jiu-jitsu, snowboarding, cliff jumping |
| Interests: | Theology, linguistics, music, treasure, philosophy, pirates, fire, nature, ninjas, fireworks |
| Favourite Music: | G-Jay, The Beatles, THE AQUABATS, Foo Fighters, Jimi Hendrix, Benny Goodman, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Streetlight Manifesto, Blink 182, Green Day, Dropkick Murphys, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Rancid, James Taylor, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Barenaked Ladies, Powderfinger, U2, Aerosmith, Sublime, Dance Hall Crashers, Save Ferris, Cake, DC Talk, Flogging Molly, Goldfinger, Moxy Fruvous, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Newsboys, Our Lady Peace, Paul Simon, Guess Who, Queen, Planet Smashers, William Shatner, The Watchmen, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Crowded House, The New Pornographers |
| Favourite Tv Shows: | The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Mythbusters, Jeopardy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Clone High, Undergrads, 24, The Office (UK), Deadwood, Seinfeld, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, South Park, Beat the Geeks, Family Guy, Bumper Stumpers, Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Star Trek, Iron Chef, The Tick, CSI, Heroes, |
| Favourite Movies: | Pan's Labyrinth, Star Wars original trilogy, 12 Monkeys, Seven Samurai, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Sting, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Casablanca, Brazil, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Young Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard 3, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Double Indemnity, Amelie, Delicatessen, City of Lost Children, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Wayne's World, So I Married an Ax Murderer, Emperor's New Groove, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Night of the Living Dead, Batman Begins, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Boondock Saints, Mallrats, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Brick |
| Favourite Books: | Catch 22, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Bible, The Count of Monte Cristo, Midnight's Children, The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all 6), The Great Divorce, The Hobbit, The Return of the Soldier, and anything else that can keep me up way past my bedtime. |
| Quotes: | "It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." -- Homer Simpson
"One man has faith that he may eat all things, but he who is weak eats vegetables only." -- Romans 14?
"You don't win friends with salad." -- Homer Simpson
"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark." -- Nelson Muntz
"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make -- super-lemons." -- Principal Cinnamon J. Scudworth
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." -- Oscar Wilde
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." -- C.S. Lewis
"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page." -- St. Augustine
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" - Humphrey Bogart
"Either this wallpaper goes or I do." - Oscar Wilde (dying words) |