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James Masterson

Want to be trained as a Ninja Turtle!!!
Member Since:March 29, 2007
Location:Alberta Canada
Gender: Male
Birthday: May 5, 1985
Interested In:Women
Status:Engaged
Looking For:Friendship
Profile Views:125
 
 

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I am a normal guy with a normal mind. I do accounting for a living and take care of my amazingly lovely girlfriend. However, I really just want to be a damn ninja turtle. I've wanted to be one since I was 8!!

October 30

  • View all wall items smurfette posted a shout out to James Masterson6:49 PM
  • View all wall items Amanda Knotts posted a shout out to James Masterson6:08 PM
  • View all wall items smurfette posted a shout out to James Masterson4:07 PM
  • View all wall items HeavenLeigh123 posted a shout out to James Masterson12:21 PM
  • View all wall items smurfette posted a shout out to James Masterson12:15 PM

October 29

  • View all comment items James Masterson commented on HeavenLeigh123's wish (My Inner Gay Man Wants to Come Out and Play!)11:26 PM
  • View all comment items James Masterson commented on jrandbrsmom's wish (Safe seats for my twins (2cnd try))11:24 PM

February 9

  • View all comment items James Masterson commented on Pauly's wish (Back rent and car payment. Take 2...)4:12 PM
  • View all comment items James Masterson commented on Pauly's wish (Back rent and car payment. Take 2...)4:11 PM

January 26

  • View all comment items James Masterson commented on joymarie73's wish (WoW... The game that I play)5:54 PM

Personal Information

Member Since: March 29, 2007
Activities: i like to do ninja turtle stuff
Interests: pretty much just ninja turtles
Favourite Music: i like the intro to ninja turtles
Favourite Tv Shows: ninja turtles
Favourite Movies: ummm... probably ninja turtles 2... and ninja turtles one. But also secretly mighty ducks 1
Favourite Books: I hate reading because i have never found a ninja turtle book
Quotes: "Raphael is cool but rude (gimme a break), Michaellangelo is a party dude"
Like To Meet: Donatello... he is smart and worthy.
Heroes: Master Splinter

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Displaying 8 of 8 shout outs

 

smurfetteShout out posted at 6:49 PM on October 30 2008

 

That was just mean, Amanda. How do you know if his mom was a crack whore? Personally, I think JM is quite funny. And there might be a little truth to the insults he freely gives. Hell, if wants to be a ninja turtle! He can't be that bad!

Amanda KnottsShout out posted at 6:08 PM on October 30 2008

 

fuck you, you little son of a bitch. to bad your skanky ass crack whore mother didnt swallow the load you swam in, if she did this would be a much better world. dont fuck with my friends.

smurfetteShout out posted at 4:07 PM on October 30 2008

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Tueundpyk

HeavenLeigh123Shout out posted at 12:21 PM on October 30 2008

 

There once was a man named James Masterson
Who hid in the closet and had lots of gay fun
He was riding one day
The bareback way
On a man who was dressed as a nun.



He rode out and then in
As jizz dribbled down his chin
He exclaimed with a grin
"Honey, you have FABULOUS buns!"

smurfetteShout out posted at 12:15 PM on October 30 2008

 

Raphael has always been my favorite, Donatello isn't far behind.

Drea3732Shout out posted at 10:10 AM on April 13 2007

 

What kind of human being are you? Who the hell are you to call me a retard and hope that I get brain cancer!!?!!? Do you not have a soul at all?

MikeMoShout out posted at 5:16 PM on April 7 2007

 

choke.

SMason741Shout out posted at 12:48 AM on April 7 2007

 

Ha ha ha ha

 

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