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| Donkey Kong Yay! |
| Member Since: | December 13, 2006 |
| Location: | Alberta Canada |
| Gender: | Male |
| Birthday: | August 6, 1981 |
| Interested In: | Women |
| Status: | Single |
| Looking For: | Friendship |
| Profile Views: | 193 |
Bio:
I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. I was conceived when my mother had sex with a slab of steel. My mother was a ninja, by the way. So therefore I'm a superhuman creation sent to Earth to save humankind from itself and to enjoy hot dogs more than most normal beings could ever imagine. But hold the relish, that shit is sick.
February 5
Plum posted a shout out to ParkerTexasRanger1:17 PM
January 30
December 9
Tamilyn35 commented on ParkerTexasRanger's wish (My Pet Monster.)12:12 PM
December 7
December 3
- daisy35 posted a shout out to ParkerTexasRanger10:47 PM
November 21
- NYladybug posted a shout out to ParkerTexasRanger11:18 PM
November 4
ParkerTexasRanger and honey80 are now friends10:51 AM
October 8
- lauraann posted a shout out to ParkerTexasRanger8:17 PM
September 16
- tomi posted a shout out to ParkerTexasRanger1:16 PM
Personal Information
| Member Since: |
December 13, 2006 |
| Activities: | Darts, lawn bowling, somersaulting randomly, adding to my twig collection, hitting on Marrone in a confidently heterosexual way, scat-gabbing, quoting Wayne's World, hockey |
| Interests: | Hats, my dog Orson, spanish cinema, indie music, faux vintage clothing, free food, cookies, accessible kleenex, segway accidents, 80's television themes, robots and their world domination tendencies |
| Favourite Music: | Radiohead, The Beatles, Broken Social Scene, Arcade Fire, Deerhoof, Bjork, Spoon, Beck, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Sigur Ros, Tragically Hip, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd |
| Favourite Tv Shows: | Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, South Park, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, American Chopper, Hockey Night in Canada |
| Favourite Movies: | Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Clockwork Orange, Star Wars original Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill, Indiana Jones, Momento, any indie films... |
| Favourite Books: | The Economist new magazine? I don't read enough! |
| Quotes: | "Bowling Rocks!!"
-Albert Einstien |
| Like To Meet: | Russell Crowe Fightin' 'Round the World! |
| Heroes: | Wayne Gretzky, Bill Ranford, Ralph Nader, JFK, Winston Churchill, FDR, Pierre Trudeau, Mackenzie King, Bill Clinton, Terry Fox |
Shout Outs
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PlumShout out posted at 1:17 PM on February 5 2008
hey, nice bio, I love ninjas:)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
NYladybugShout out posted at 10:33 AM on December 7 2007
Parker, your a HOTTIE =]
daisy35Shout out posted at 10:47 PM on December 3 2007
just wanted to say hey!!!!!
NYladybugShout out posted at 11:18 PM on November 21 2007
a HELLOOOO from Va Bch .... glad that I came across this site =]
lauraannShout out posted at 8:17 PM on October 8 2007
THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE A PART OF SUCH A WONDERFUL THING GOD BLESS YOU
tomiShout out posted at 1:16 PM on September 16 2007
Hey! you're a funny fella! Just sending this YO! from Queens, NY
howdy from wisconsin thanks for reading up on me good luck in life may al our widshed come true
theresa
10kidsmomShout out posted at 9:33 PM on August 12 2007
Hey! Just checked out your list of wishes like I said I would. WOOHOO!! Now there's an impressive list of wishes for you. It's so good to run across someone who really enjoys life!!! Say, some of the boys want to know if that $48.00 worked for ya & you discovered the secret of the ooze?? And if so, just WHAT are you planning to do with that little piece of information??!!! LOL Well, you're not from Texas but we'd sure like to hear any interesting info about living in Canada you'd like to share with us! Later--Have a good one!!
Just MeShout out posted at 8:35 PM on August 5 2007
Dude, your bio cracked me up and causeed me to spit water through my nose!
ParkerTexasRanger
