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Material Possessions

By: ed_rain
Amount: $2,000
Views: 469
Wish Points: 7.00

I believe that I need certain material possessions to help me feel like i'm on the right track to reaching my future goals. Recently i've discovered that material possessions help bring me comfort and motivation a lot faster than relying on knowledge and patience. Please help me fund my need of material possessions so I can become the image I see myself as in my mind.

Thank you. (more)

A chance to buy similar small objects for $20

By: ed_rain
Amount: $10
Views: 469
Wish Points: 2.46

PSA

I wish to obtain similar small objects, I will pay $20 for this wish to come true. Which is why i'm wishing for $10. I tried many times to wish to pay money, but robinhood told me "Hey you asked for a negative amount of money, that doesn't make sense." Well, if verbal, it would make cents, depending if it was heard or spoken, or if someone paid to have it recorded for themselves to hear, that would be change. Cents or change, whatever you want, you make it happen.

Look in your basements and backyards, or if you work at a place that has a lot of similar small objects, like at a factory, steal them, and contact me because i will pay $20 for them.

Everyone must try as hard as possible to make this happen.

Thank you. (more)

Wacom Tablet for those Zany Animations.

By: ed_rain
Amount: $501
Views: 602
Wish Points: 77.14

Instead of wishing for all that weird garbage i usually wish for, this time i'm just wishing for a Wacom tablet that is like bigger then 6x11 for about $500.00. It would be much easier to do all these zany animations and illustrations if i had one. On paper it's simple right? After you scan it into illustrator it's' a pain to smooth the lines with a mouse. It is also time consuming to use a mouse in flash for animations. I had borrowed a tablet for about a year and used it constantly. So I would actually purchase one if I win.

Ed Rains honest wish, for the first time on RHF. The wish fund has been increased to one over 500 to omit being a wack job.

Here's a random video someone posted of me when i used to be all up on dante's grill. (more)

Fresh, smooth, unforgettable Lucky Strike cigarettes.

By: ed_rain
Amount: $500
Views: 664
Wish Points: 64.21

I enjoy many brands of cigarettes and enjoy full flavored tobacco to the utmost, but for the next few months I have several opportunities coming up that will require many cigarettes to be enjoyed to complete these opportunities with grade A satisfaction that can only be explained through a Lucky Strike cigarette.

7 out of 10 doctors prefer the quality of tobacco used in Lucky Strike and feel confident that their health is not at risk because of the added filter on each cigarette. A recent study has proven that over 70% of successful self employed men and women under the age of 30 have enjoyed a Lucky Strike after every cent they make.
24 cartons of Lucky Strike cigarettes will cost me about $670, $529 for the actual Lucky Strike Cigarettes and the remainder for the tobacco tax. Because I am already a successful self employed man I can afford the remainder of the price.

"Never was a man who could forget
The taste of a genuine cigarette
Get the honest taste a man can like
The honest taste of a Lucky Strike"

Get the genuine article,
and help me get the honest taste, of a Lucky Strike. (more)

50 mason jars representing the state of oscar wilde's organs

By: ed_rain
Amount: $499
Views: 640
Wish Points: 51.03

Even though Oscar Wilde was into decadent and aestetic movements and he was all messed up with socialism with anarchy i think he was pretty swell.

This week i'm making a sappy attempt to represent the current state of his organs, each divided up into 50 mason jars. Midriffs, vallecula's, uterine fundus's, all that garbage, all divided up equally into 50 mason jars.

Now i'm no dolt, you're all probably like 'wtf oscar wilde is like dead for a while so his organs don't even exist' well they don't but because i know this it means that they do exist, if i didn't mention them, then they don't exist, even if they cannot be seen inside the mason jars, i believe that they are inside them, divided up equally.

Even though he said "all art is quite useless" he was really artistic by saying that. Which is a very supportive statement by Oscar Wilde himself stating that I should win this wish.

Thank you Oscar Wilde.

So the mason jars, they are Alltrista Ball Mason Jars, and there are 50 of them for a total of $499.50.

Oscar Wilde's Organs, on display, in 50 mason jars. (more)

A Chinchilla Piere Frey Faux Fur Blanket Throw

By: ed_rain
Amount: $441
Views: 597
Wish Points: 69.28

The last few days have been quite stressful, and i would like to step outside to relieve my tension. I normally just beat the bed with my belt, or smoke a lot. But this time i think i would like to try throwing clumps of dirt at some hotel porters, or screaming in front of some very sketchy drug addicts while swinging a few dead animals around my head that are attached to a lonnnggg yellow rope. I already have the lonnnggg yellow rope and dead animals.

I need a way to cover up my identification, so i found a chinchilla piere frey faux fur blanket throw, on sale for $441.75. i'm going to take this chinchilla piere frey faux fur blanket throw and make it into a body suit, something similar to what leigh bowery might make. This way i will be able to hide my identity and be able to quickly vacate if needed. It is only once i ask to do this,

thank you. (more)

Five Hundred Dollars or else..

By: ed_rain
Amount: $500
Views: 553
Wish Points: 117.46

See video for important details.

Ed_Rain asks but to have the support.

By: ed_rain
Amount: $500
Views: 629
Wish Points: 219.13

Please consider your options and perhaps my clarity will become a bit more clear obviously if the Video were to be viewed.

Thank you.

And also i might add that i wish to remain anonymous through the entire week of voting, comments are welcome, cats are welcome, cats breath is also welcome. Fumes are seriously being emitted from a few buildings which contain hydrates and are also souls fortified.

Thank you. (more)

A Gift For Nunavit

By: ed_rain
Amount: $83
Views: 561
Wish Points: 217.72

I have this hidden grotesque useless dream to make music videos for the people of Nunavit, here is one i made recently out of this guys crappy voice acting he sent chase, and chase was like wtf and we made fun of him, it's like the remix before the original, hoop it up.

the $83 would go towards random electronic childrens toys from value village, i need about 50 electronic childrens toys to take apart and circuit bend and sample the useless noise that comes out. I think that i could purchase all 50 of them for around $83.

Thank you,

Nunavut, kanatami pingajugijaujuq anginipaanguqataulluni aviktursimanikku, saqkijaammarisivuq. Pinasuartangallaringali silattuqsarviup ilingnit isumaliurigasuktillutik ikajurniarmata parnakpalliatittinikkut iqkanaijaaksanut ammalu nangminiq aulataujuni ilaulirunnarkullutit tamakkua saqkippallialirtillugi Nunavut pigialaurtillugu. (more)

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