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Just want some money

Just want some money

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My own private stash of toilet paper

My own private stash of toilet paper

Damn if I don't sit down and do my business to discover that there is no toilet paper. I scream down the hall and does anyone pay attention???? NO. They can scream mom all day and I run to their aid, but when mom's legs are numb from sitting on the toilet for so long and she is screaming in desperation, do they hear it? I'm getting my own private TP stash and hiding it in the bathroom, within arms reach of the toilet.

Dexatrim

Dexatrim

Damn McDonalds. Why do those golden arches have to be so visible? Why do they ventilate the place so well to where you can smell the wonderful smell of fried fatty foods while driving down the street? And why oh why are they so convenient. On a positive note, If i continue at this pace, my ass won't fit in the car to drive there. I need some Dexatrim or something.

money for Crown Royal.........for entertainment purposes

money for Crown Royal.........for entertainment purposes

I have a few RHF friends that understand this. My husband is the most entertaining man alive when he has a nice big glass of Crown and Coke, LOL.

Oh, Kiss my Coccyx (you had to be there)

participation

participation

Sorry if these drive people nuts, but the higher my participation, the higher my vote means for you. Feel free to vote as you please, this isn't a real wish. I'm only here to support friends and have no needs at the present time.

needed 3 wishes to raise participation

needed 3 wishes to raise participation

Sorry if these drive people nuts, but the higher my participation, the higher my vote means for you. Feel free to vote as you please, this isn't a real wish. I'm only here to support friends and have no needs at the present time.

and one more

and one more

Sorry if these drive people nuts, but the higher my participation, the higher my vote means for you. Feel free to vote as you please, this isn't a real wish. I'm only here to support friends and have no needs at the present time.

This is serious, I am in desperate need of a storage shed...

This is serious, I am in desperate need of a storage shed...

Ok, I admit it. I scammed the world for toilet paper. I?m a great scammer apparently because now I have 8,675,309 rolls of toiler paper. (That number means something to Coop). I have three kids, a husband, lots of pets and a only three bedroom/two bath house. I do not have room for all of this toilet paper, but just hate to throw it away. I worked really hard for it. I need a storage shed to store all of this. (Oh, Missin, someone also included some packages of tampons if you?d like me to forward them on to you). Please help me and my family get our space back in our home. Grant this wish for me. I?m hoping I get this shed before fire marshals find out about this. I?m thinking it may be a fire hazard.

PS - There has been recent request for my shoe size, it's reflected in my dollar amount

Just money

Just money

why the hell not?

Everyone to get a cam

Everyone to get a cam

We've been chatting on Yahoo with cams and it is so fun, we are getting to kn

people to not be so surprised when i'm a bitch

people to not be so surprised when i'm a bitch

Read my profile before you sit there with your jaw dropped to the floor. I am up front and honest and admit that I am a smartass bitch. I am who I am, take it or leave it, period

everyone to tell me if you've had frog legs

everyone to tell me if you've had frog legs

and did you like them? It's very common here in Louisiana and I just love me some good fried frog legs

participation

participation

I noticed that when I am in a pissy mood, it makes me feel better to go downvote the whiners or trouble makers on this site. Well, it worked out ok, but the negative points it gave weren't satisfying enough. I thought that if I could raise my participation, the downvotes would mean more to me and I could get myself in a better mood.

nothing

nothing

I actually do not need one single thing. I can think of a few things I want, but not in the mood to be attacked for making a "wish" on a "wishing" site.

A day at the spa

A day at the spa

I have no sappy story to put here. I work full time, I have three kids and one step son, I live my life right (by my standards anyway) and I just want a ME day.

highlights in my hair

highlights in my hair

Again, no sad story to tell. I just want to get my hair done. Not by any means expecting to win, but what the hell, why not wish?

real friends that like me for ME

real friends that like me for ME

I actually have tons of those, but you can never have too many. I am straight forward, I don't pretend to be something I am not, I speak my mind and I can be a royal bitch and can be very hard to get along with at times. If you can handle that, then we'll do just fine.

Dee to be able to see without eye irritation

Dee to be able to see without eye irritation

This is my first sincere wish in the nice category. I know everyone is used to me making goofy fun wishes, but I have a dear friend in need.

Our beloved Dee (R2D2, former Dschenberg) needs new contact lenses. I was on yahoo with her last night and she had to go. She said her eyes were burning very badly. I asked her if it was allergies and she said, "NO, it's my contacts. They are very old and I need some new ones." I felt so bad. She can't see without them, but her eyes hurt with them. I asked her how much it would cost to get her to the eye doctor and get her some new lenses and she said that she can get the visit with eye exam and the lenses for right at $100.00. That's when I decided I would make a wish for her.

I also have paypal if you would like to make a donation towards this. I promise to subtract any donations from the wish amount. Dee doesn't have paypal so I will post mine and will just mail her a check for the full amount of any donations. My paypal is pansano@cox.net.

Help with Earleybutterflys addiction........

Help with Earleybutterflys addiction........

There is no monetary value on this wish, other than what it cost you to eat at McDonalds. My dear friend, Earleybutterfly, is highly addicted to playing the McDs Monopoly game. I am saving pieces for her, but I try t not visit that place too much, clothes are getting tight. PM me for my mailing address. I am collecting the pieces for her. If you eat at McDs and you dont actually play the game, please do not toss the game pieces. Send them to me and I will get them all out to Earley before the Monopoly game ends.

No chance this week - but couldn't delete the gorgeous face

No chance this week - but couldn't delete the gorgeous face

I was going to delete all of my wishes, but I just didn't have the heart to delete this face. I went back through tons of threads and I see that 99% of the drama is about wishes. I'm just gonna stick with voting now.

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Yep, I'm asking that you hit me with your best shot. Throw the best insult you have at me. (Don't worry, I won't take it as a direct real insult towards me personally). I just want to hear some clever comebacks, one-liners, insults, etc. Be original, be silly, be funny, be over the top. At the end of wishing, I will go through them and pick what I think to be the best ones and will post a thread announcing the top three. Come on, this could be fun and it allows for members to let off some steam without digging themselves a hole. If you are pissed at a member, come take those aggressions out over here (without calling anyone out, please). This is fun, no drama please.

An added bonus - I will follow the winners around the threads and will shower them with random compliments for an entire week. I will also promote their wishes to the best of my ability. First place winner gets compliments and wish promotion for one week, second place gets compliments and wish promoting on following week, etc, etc

Alex - Give me Star Trek for $100.00

Alex - Give me Star Trek for $100.00

First, I think that Justin could be really entertained with Star Trek. It's VERY difficult to keep him busy and even more difficult to satisfy that huge brain he has. I think Star Trek would be great for him. If I get the $100.00, I will use that to purchase Star Trek things for my children for Christmas. If Peter is fascinated with it, I'm sure Justin will be also. And Justin just loves to be more knowledgeable about things than me. He thinks it's funny when mom is sitting there with that deer in the headlight look.

Second, I have some very dear friends here at RHF that are constantly talking "trekkie" and I do not follow. I have no clue what they are talking about. I am wishing for everyone to please beam me some info on Star Trek. Just the basics at least. Help me to understand my friends please.

An online guestbook for my dear grandfather *WISH GRANTED*

An online guestbook for my dear grandfather *WISH GRANTED*

THIS WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

As you all know, my grandfather passed away on November 24, 2007. He has an online guestbook at [ link ] The guestbook stays online for one month, but can be purchased for $29.00 for one year or $79.00 for a lifetime. My wish is for $29.00 so I can go ahead and purchase it before it's too late. Once the month is up, the guestbook is gone. I will purchase the lifetime one later, but time is short for the year membership.

I put this under nice because I do need this. Paw Paw was my hero and it will make it so much easier for all of us if we have a place to go talk to him and leave him letters. This guestbook means a lot to me. We have one for Amber and Justin's dad and it helps so much to be able to go there and type to him. It helps keep his memory alive.

I also want to thank all of my friends here for all of the prayers and kind words. I love you guys!

I'm not evil enough to risk beating a needy wish
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I'm not evil enough to risk beating a needy wish

*I will run this wish next week. I'm a pretty hard person, but not hard enough to compete with a nice wish for something so naughty for myself. Family is very important to me and the memories of lost loved ones is very important as well. *

Let's get freaky! Ohhhh Yeah! She's a super freak!

Oh, come on, Can't a girl have a little fun? I figured I have these big boobs for something, why not have a little fun with them. And what fun would nipple clamps be without a little bondage tape? My motto is "Go Big or Go Home". Actually, that's David's motto, but it does sound good.

If I'm going to get adventurous, I am going to do it right. Hell, let's throw in a sexual positions pillow while we are at it.

Why me you ask? Because I am a hard working mother of three. I never get to have adult fun. If I can't get out and have adult fun, I can at least have some adult fun in the bedroom right?

Get Your Freak On..................
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Get Your Freak On..................

WARNING - DO NOT Watch video while consuming any sort of beverage. Consumption of liquids while viewing may cause severe trauma to your computer and its surrounding electrical components.

Darlinglilred - THANKS FOR THE VIDEO! LMAO!

Let's get freaky! Ohhhh Yeah! She's a super freak!

Oh, come on, Can't a girl have a little fun? I figured I have these big boobs for something, why not have a little fun with them. And what fun would nipple clamps be without a little bondage tape? My motto is "Go Big or Go Home". Actually, that's David's motto, but it does sound good.

If I'm going to get adventurous, I am going to do it right. Hell, let's throw in a sexual positions pillow while we are at it.

Why me you ask? Because I am a hard working mother of three. I never get to have adult fun. If I can't get out and have adult fun, I can at least have some adult fun in the bedroom right?

Hot naked women for my husband...

Hot naked women for my husband...

He's married, but he isn't dead. I want to get my husband a one year subscription to Playboy Magazine. What man wouldn't enjoy a naughty surprise in the mailbox once a month?

Justin to be the next Einstein *WISH GRANTED*

Justin to be the next Einstein *WISH GRANTED*

WISH GRANTED

With the help of Scotty and Randy, I have found the perfect pair and they are much cheaper than what I originally found. [ link ]

I changed my wish amount.

Justin has a very hard time blocking out noises around him. He works much better when it is completely silent. In school, there are 20 other students. At home, there's a little brother and a very loud big sister. He is extremely intelligent, but isn't able to accomplish the smallest school assignments because of the noises.

I found some headphones online that are called noise-cancelling headphones. They block out ALL noises. He can wear these while doing homework, he can wear these when he is having a meltdown and just needs quiet time, he can wear these when he reads a book (which he loves to do). They range anywhere from $30.00 up to $200.00. I feel sure I can find him a good pair for under $50.00 (shipping costs included). If this wish wins and I find some cheaper, I will use any left over and let him purchase a good astronomy book.

This wish is very important to me and Justin. I feel terrible that I don't have the extra money to just go buy these. We are still playing catch up from David being laid off and I don't see an end in sight anytime soon.

Addresses and Numbers

Addresses and Numbers

I have a list of addresses and phone numbers and am going to purchase an address book today, just for GON. I like to have them handy so that I can send little surprises here and there. What good is a surprise if I have to PM you for an address? I'd rather my friends not know that something is coming.

If you trust me and want me to have your address or phone number, just PM it to me. BUT ONLY if you trust me completely. I promise I won't share the info, it's for my own personal use.

Skinny Dipping is impossible without a pool

Skinny Dipping is impossible without a pool

David and I enjoy skinny dipping (or for me it would be chunky dunking). We need our swimming pool to be able to do that.

We have a four foot pool that we got from WalMart a few years ago. We also purchased a sand pump to go with it. We are ready to clean the pool and get it back up and running, but we just found that our hoses are dry rotted and so are the gaskets for the sand pump. We also need new sand for the pump.

Oh - and the kids enjoy the pool also. But I think David and I enjoy it more.

Sex is AWESOME when you are weightless!
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Sex is AWESOME when you are weightless!

I deleted my wish last week because I need more important things, but then Khai reminded me that it is important to relax and have fun. Wild kinky sex in a pool with my sexy husband is very fun and is very relaxing, afterwards. So I'm wishing again for this.

We have a four foot pool that we got from WalMart a few years ago. We also purchased a sand pump to go with it. We are ready to clean the pool and get it back up and running, but we just found that our hoses are dry rotted and so are the gaskets for the sand pump. We also need new sand for the pump.

It is legal to shoot your kids in Louisiana!!!!!!!
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It is legal to shoot your kids in Louisiana!!!!!!!

As long as it's with a water gun. We live in Louisiana, which is deep south of the USA. It gets extremely hot here and it's often too hot for outdoor play. Well, my kids drive me crazy on the weekends and I do NOT want them inside the house all day. If I get them a bunch of water guns, they will LEAVE ME ALONE! So give me water guns so my kids won't dehydrate when I lock their spoiled little butts outside.

NOTE: I really do adore my babies, I just like them more when they aren't up my behind 24/7, LOL.

a one-year membership to the New Orleans Audubon Zoo
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a one-year membership to the New Orleans Audubon Zoo

I have my own personal zoo at home (two dogs, two cats, five rats, three kids and a husband), but I'd like to see wild animals other than the ones I live with. I can get a one year membership to the Audubon Zoo for $125.00 [ link ] This one time fee will cover my entire household. My poor kids are stuck at home Monday through Friday with nothing to do because David and I both work full-time. They always want to go places on the weekends, but it's just too expensive. This membership will enable us to go anytime we want and it will only cost us the gas to get there and concessions. And they will never get bored with it. The Audubon Zoo is amazing and there are tons of attractions.

Whoever thought Dr. Suess could be so NAUGHTY - Body Butter!
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Whoever thought Dr. Suess could be so NAUGHTY - Body Butter!

I want some body butter for my nips
It can also be used on the clit
My hubby would enjoy the taste on his lips
Am I too old to gyrate my hips?
Moaning and groaning is what I'm looking for
Hey, I'm married, don't call me a whore!
Ooooh Hell Yeah, to the left, a little to the right
Grab my ass and squeeze it tight
Keep going, work faster, I'm almost there
Reach around and grab my hair
Pull it harder, pull it tight
Oh yes baby, that feels just right
Smack my ass, call me your Queen
Make me moan, make me scream
Ahhh, you always know just what to do
Now smoke a cigarette and prepare for round two!

Bridget likes to nibble, drool and growl
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Bridget likes to nibble, drool and growl

Not me silly, I'm talking about Den and Paula's puppy. I adore puppies and of course I am a bit partial to their dog. Her name is Bridget. :-) I'd like to be able to go to the pet store and buy a nice toy for Bridget. NOT my kind of toy. I want to get her a fun puppy toy.

I might even throw in a cool toy for the cat. ;-)

Balls for Multi Speaks.
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Balls for Multi Speaks.

I can't imagine what life must be like living in fear. That sucks. Multi Speaks really needs some balls. Just imagine sitting there at your computer and being scared the entire time that someone is going to reach through and slap you. WOW! That's a scary thought. Multi Speaks has this disease called "chronic cowardism" and he/she needs these balls to fix this. I can't imagine having to dress up in a disguise just to "tell it like it is". It must be excruciatingly painful.

We don't want Multi Speaks going into shock, so I put the amount $10 thinking that maybe he/she should start with smaller, less expensive ones. The pricier ones, like the ones I have, are in the thousands. We'll work up to those.

Help me see my Chan Man and Emmie as often as possible

Help me see my Chan Man and Emmie as often as possible

Chandler is being moved today to New Orleans Children's hospital. I have been visiting Chandler every weekend in Baton Rouge, but New Orleans is a bit further than Baton Rouge and the gas it's going to take to go back and forth is going to put a huge dent in our bill money if I go as much as I have been. $50.00 will cover two trips to go see my baby and I have already budgeted in two trips. That'll give me a month to refigure some things so that I can budget in more frequent trips. I can afford now to go see him at least once a month, but Emmie and Chandler need more than once a month support.

Emmie has family and friends that have been there to support her since the wreck on July 4th, but once they move Chandler to New Orleans today, it's just too far for friends and family to drive on a regular basis. It's an 86 mile drive, one-way. [ link ]

This is sort of a grey area as far as category placement because I do want to go see him more for my own selfish reasons, but I am leaning more towards needy because Chandler needs as much love and support as possible and Emmie is depressed today because she said she doesn't know what she's going to do without her best friends (me and David).

everyone to be sexually satisfied!
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everyone to be sexually satisfied!

That's right. I want everyone to be satisfied with their sex lives. Even if you don't have a partner, you can still be satisfied. All you have to do is go to [ link ] and order whatever tickles your fancy. If you have any questions about any of the products, just shoot me a PM or you can e-mail me at bridget.hoover@slumberparties.com

GRANTED!  I LOVE GON!
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GRANTED! I LOVE GON!

Yes, the Queen of Greedy is making a needy wish. As everyone knows, I recently had to leave my place of employment because my employer wouldn't allow me to bring Justin to his therapist three times a month. I started my own business with Slumber Parties, Inc., but it's a very slow start. I am falling behind on my bills and am within weeks of losing one of our vehicles and my home will be following closely behind. I spoke with Rainbowspirit1969 about Liveops and it sounds like it's something that will be great for me. I will be able to make the money I need to make to pay my bills AND I choose my own schedule. I will not have to neglect my children's needs to work.

One problem - Liveops requires a background check which is $50.00 and I have to have a separate phone line installed that is dedicated to Liveops only which will also cost at least $50.00 to have installed. I am over a month behind on all bills and can not afford the cost of getting a separate phone line or the cost of the background check.

Your five stars can help me save my home, my car, my sanity and possibly Christmas.

I will still be doing Slumber Parties, but I need something else until my business gets off its feet.

If anyone wants to contribute, my paypal is pansano@cox.net. I will adjust my wish amount if any contributions come in.

I want to get drunk and stupid for one night
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I want to get drunk and stupid for one night

It's pretty simple. I just want to be able to go out with my husband and just drink myself stupid and dance like an idiot. GOOD TIMES! Life sucks right now and the way to solve that is to drown your sorrows. I want to be care free for one night and just numb all of my troubles. Yep, I want to be totally irresponsible and act like a trashy slut on a dance floor.

And then when we get home, I'll be in the mood to act like a trashy slut in the bedroom. It's a two for one deal.