tia-marie's Wishes
Past Wishes
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Video games and systems for sick kids.
The Child's Play Organization is awesome, however, they don't usually donate to smaller hospitals and organizations like the one I work in. I'd like a small amount of cash to start up a Video Game Cart here for the hospital that I work at. |
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Update: I'm getting my Mini Fridge-Warmer!
Have you ever worked some where you were the only geek? Maybe your manager didn't respect you? The people in your break room constantly put their nasty left-overs in it and let things mold? Well, I have this problem. I dislike most of my co-workers and I think that if I had a mini fridge-warmer for my office I'd never have to leave it. I could spend more time here or else where on the internet. I could always have cold milk for my tea at work, or even warm my tea up at work all with the same doodad. Without having to interact with my selfish (and did I mention mean?) co-workers ever again. |
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Boarding away my nerdiness
I think I need this because I haven't been able to snowboard since I moved near Silicon Valley. I haven't had time to get away from my job, nor have I really had the money to do it. It doesn't snow where I live and I miss snowboarding a -lot- my geekdom has raised by this and I feel that I could lower my nerdiness levels. |
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A kinder more gentle Unholy Boss(TM)
I have to say this wish is pretty selfish. Nobody else seems to have issues with my Unholy Boss(TM), but I think that my Unholy Boss(TM) will benefit greatly with this book. I'd put this in the nice category but in the end, this is really just for my own selfish job satisfaction. There are far better causes than my job satisfaction. |
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750mL of 151 (I'll be pretty when he's drunk)
So Eharmony dot com lied to me. They couldn't set me up with my dream guy. I've decided to take measures into my OWN hands. Hear me out. So what I need is a big ole thing of 151, then unsuspecting male subjects. Add those together and I'm sure to get a date! Damn you Yahoo, adultfriend finder, Eharmony and all of you other lying dating sites! A stupid quiz isn't going to get me a date hooch, pure unadulterated hooch is what will land me the man of my...(one night) dreams. |
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Mr_Kuehnau's physical abuse
I really liked the idea of Mr Kuehnau's wish, a lot of us did. I think that maybe we should try harder to help him get his wish. I figured out a cheaper way to do it! Buy him a copy of fight club, and he can watch this scene over and over again, and do it himself! |
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Destruction of Barzy
You see, the Death Match has been called. It's on, there is War. You must support me in my completely altruistic desires. You help me and Marrone also gets indirectly serviced by this wish. |
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Some cash to help a friend out
So I have this good friend, he has fell into some bad times. His only means of transportation has broken down and he does not have the funds to pay for it at all. He's a college student who is on a scholarship (which if he didn't have the scholarship he wouldn?t be able to go to college) and now that he is without transportation his is risking losing his scholarship and not being able to finish college at all. He refuses to ask for help here, he's really proud and said that he would feel guilty asking for the help, and so I'm asking for him. He's already taken out multiple loans and scrounged up some of the cash to pay for this. I know his family can?t help him (and no he didn't go into it, but I trust him and know it was most likely a private reason he kept it to himself). He feels -very- bad that he is even in this situation. I want to help him, I would hate to see him lose his education. I can't give him the entire amount, I simply do not have the spare funds at this time (and to be honest, a large amount of bills hit me at once and I am unable to do more than $50 or so). I hope you guys trust me enough to believe this is legit. I trust him. |
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Seasons 1- 6 of the Sopranos
I just dropped the price because ..well if I happen to win, I'll pay for the other half of it myself some how. The price is about $400- $450, but... I'll come up with the rest of the cash myself for it. |
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A gaming day with Christopher
Either Christopher or myself need a break totally! I think that the best way to handle this is to either ship Christopher down to California to have a gaming day, or?ship me up to Calgary! I have a Nintendo Wii, a PS2 and lots of games to play that are multiplayer that I think that Christopher would really ?really- enjoy. We could prove who is the master of Wii Sports, or...Guitar Hero. |
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Extra money to help with prescription costs
I have a terrible affliction that I have suffered from since I was about 12. It has caused me great pain and has emotionally devastated those whom love me. I am a victim of "Prehistoric Monster Syndrome" otherwise known as P.M.S. Sometimes I can't sleep at night the pain and emotional suffering is soo great, especially to those around me. |
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A lifetime supply of Guinness...for ParkerTexasRanger
Parker works hard, Parker loves beer. Parker especially loves Guinness. I think that Parker deserves Guinness. He could share it with his co-workers, or..us! |
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A pet "Code Monkey" for Marrone
Marrone does a lot of bug squishing and feature adding. He's the silent type. He needs a Code Monkey to help him do his job (or at least assign the crappy bugs and features to). |
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A Series of Tubes
My internets is to slow, I need more tubes to deliver more of my internets. |
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Huge Tracks of Land
I want to marry a man whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Canada. I live in a bloody swamp. I need all the land I can get. |
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Two Art Prints (And frames)
Jonathon E. Bowser, [ link ] , has been a favourite artist of mine for years. Two drawings of his in particular has meant a great deal to me, two of his pieces of art has represented some one closer to me than one's own mother for some one. I've recently contacted the artist and he has agreed to sell me the prints in larger sizes than he typically offers. I don't have the money for it right now. I've spent a great deal of money doing some things for my hospital. I just can't afford them right now, but really really want them. |
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Pornography for SAIT boys!
College boys need porn. Really it's that easy, they are broke and need porn. I think the Calgary has a lack of porn. Especially the Southern Alberta Institute of Technology boys. I support you. |
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Death to the Lucky Charms Guy
Sure you'd think this was a naughty wish but it's not. That damned Lucky Charms two-bit Mick wannabe makes Honest Irish Folks like me look bad. Do you realize how many times some one asks me for my "lucky charms" when I tell them I was born in Ireland? Or how many times I hear, "Don't ye be stealin' me frosted lucky charms!" Thats offensive. And this pud is to blame. |
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To meet Pachelbel in the field of Honour, to the death.
Pachelbel is evil, he is, he has transgressed against myself and many other poor cellist in the past. Pachelbel I challenge you to a duel, on the field of honour... I just need the monies to resurrect you so I can defend the honour of every cellist out there. |
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Hate me
It's not fair that it seems EVERYONE else has some one that hates them around here. I'm starting to feel left out. If you were really my friends you'd say something mean to me, you'd tell me I was a loser and start making wishes pointing out my false evils, or even just make shit up about me. Really that would make me feel better. I'm feeling pretty sad that everyone from the Isle has gotten so many groupies that hate them. That's not fair! Hate me! Hate me for all of the things I didn't do for you! Hate me for my name, hate me for my wishes, or just flat out hate me because I don't talk to you. Find a reason, make a threat in the forums, make a YouTube video, make a wish, tell the admins I'm a sucky person and that I need banned for cheating the system. E-mail me hate-mail. Please? Share some of that hatred with me too! |
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Get Well Flowers for Rev. Fred Phelps
I think I've finally realized the problem, and I know how to cure it. Recently I learned about the "Flowers for Jack Thompson" fund that (while unsuccessful) was a very unique and most importantly pacifistic message for him [ link ] I would like to send flowers to Rev. Fred Phelps. I think he's ill, but that?s just my opinion. He needs flowers, or a puppy to make him smile and not be so angry. |
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Money for my gonads..er I mean savings account
Well, to be quite frank it's depleted. Which makes Tia terribly sad! I recently had to go handle some family related financial responsibilities and it totally grabbed my bank account and kicked it in the [saving account's] gonads (which will now replace the word "savings account"). My gonads are shriveled, dried out and cannot produce [interest] seed (which will now replace the word 'interest'). Without a functional gonad I will be unable to allow it to spill their seed every once in a while to take care of fun stuff or emergency bills again. [money] Stimulation (which will now replace the word 'money') is the vital key for my gonads to produce seed. |
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Final Cut Express HD 3.5
I love to create things. I especially love to make movies, and quick things from my computer. Final Cut express would be an AWESOME thing for me to be able to have. I'd love you guys more than you could possibly imagine if you voted for my wish. Hell I'll make movies for you if you want! |
![WTB [Wang] x1 PST shirt](http://www.greedyorneedy.com/0xdeadbeef/wishes/d05a12517457fb7fdaab6dbcdbd64c09.gif)
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WTB [Wang] x1 PST shirt
So this is a World of Warcraft reference. WTB = Want to buy, and the words in the brackets is the item and the colour references it's rarity, purple means that particular item is Epic level and PST = Please send tell (or private message). What happens is over the chat channels (usually the trade channel) people say what they are looking for. This shirt would literally mean |
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A date night with the coolest chick I know
Okay so there is this girl I know, she's been kind of hard-up for dates lately. As a matter of fact she recently had a date scheduled with this guy who dumped her because she was "Too geeky" and "Not girly enough for him". She was pretty put off about that. She's also not been feelin' too great and has been kickin' it with Dire Straights (figuratively, even the lead singer of Dire Straights thinks she's too geeky), sshhh I'm not supposed to tell or know about that. |
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Final Cut Express HD 3.5 (2nd Try!)
Here is my wish reposted. A few things has happened to me recently and I'm almost certain I won't be able to afford this for a long time. I had a death in the family that I helped pay for funeral costs, I got kinda sick and I have recently lost my job (As I write this I'm looking for a new one). So never-the-less I have about 3k in bills a month that needs taken care of -before- my fun ever does. I probably still should have fun even though I'm in the hole, making videos is fun for me and makes me happy. |
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The best date -ever-
So I know this is pretty hefty of a price but let me tell you why. Christopher, Marrone and Parker now all live in different areas in the world. So I need to round them all up in one place (probably San Francisco) and then all three of us will get stupid mad drunk. Then we will run amuck all over San Francisco, sober up and get stupid mad drunk again. Go to the Metrion watch a movie sober up and get stupid mad drunk again. |
